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Y/n: whaddya wanna eat?
Alastor: the souls of the innocent.
Husk: so...a fucken bagel?
Alastor: wh- nO
Niffty: two bagels??
Alastor: NO--
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Baxter: Y/n toss me my keys!
**A refrigerator gets tossed**
Baxter: wH-
Y/n: I THOUGHT YOU SAID REFRIGERATOR
Baxter: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY-- ugh fucken dammit...
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Husk: I'm adopting a baby.
Y/n: whoa, that's grea-
**Slams adoption and Marriage papers**
Husk: IT'S YOU. SIGN HERE.
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Husk: nice top Y/n.
Y/n: thanks!
Crymini: i have a name y'know...
Husk: tHatS nOt WhAt I mEaNt--
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Y/n in a p0rn vid: are you seriously watching p0rn alone---
Angel: nah man, I'm wITH THE WHOLE FAMILY--
**camera directs to Angel's back and the whole hotel staff is there**
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Niffty: did you know that one out of three hoes are mad?
Niffty: I'm not mad.
Alastor: I'm not mad
**Husk, looking at angel flirting with his Y/n**
Husk: **stands up** I'm mad. **Runs to Angel and Y/n**
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Angel: FUCK YOU.
Y/n: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD
Alastor:
Niffty:
Husk:
Y/n:
Vaggie:
Charlie:
Angel: gladly~
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Angel: hey Vaggie, your girlfriend is calling *hands Vaggie phone*
Vaggie: Y/n isn't my girlfriend *takes phone*
Vaggie: hey babe-
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Delaila: it's so hard to be cute, like when you're angry they all go like
Angel: Awee so cute
*Vaggie nods in agreement*
Delaila: it's so annoying...like bItcH UNDERSTAND MY POWER--
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Y/n: i like my men, environmentally aware.
Pyron: t- that's a bird! *Points to sky*
Delaila flying: *thumbs up* you got it buddy.
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Craik: it's so beautiful today--
Angel: but not as beautiful as m--
Craik: as me?? Oh, staph. I already know 😘💅
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Crymini: hey baby~ did it hurt when you fell from heaven~?
Y/n: no because i never came from heaven, ask Delaila.
Delaila: **Ptsd intestifies**
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Vaggie: it's easy! Just give out some smol hints
Charlie: I can't do it i--
Y/n: good job y'all!
*Y/n high-five's Charlie*
*Charlie intertwines fingers*
Charlie: *looks at you straight in the eye* I'm in love with you.
Vaggie: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU CAN'T DO IT--
AaNd that's all for today folks
:')) i feel sick.
Also word count: 372
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Hazbin Hotel Scenarios
Fanfictionit's on the title. Have fun i guess Edit: So in the menu we have Alastor, the hot sexy demon that everyone wants to fuck, apparently. Angel, who ISN'T a horny bitch and is just a soft demon Baxter, who is sleep deprived Charlie, the Beautiful prince...
