Kendall And You

Christmas

( Okay yall girl in red is posting a new album and ITS LESBIAN CHRISTMAS MUSIC and I'm so happy but two queens in a king sized bed is the first song and I've been listening it non stop ever since she dropped it a few weeks ago and I wanted to do a Christmas one <3 )

We were going to shop for tree but i never liked getting a tree and decorating it "cmon y/nnnn pleasee let's go get a tree it's so fun finding the perfect tree pleasee" she kept and kept tugging on my sweater "no no no i wanna stay here" Kendall pouts and gives up, she just sat next to me not saying a word she knew it was going make me feel bad "ok but here's the thing i don't want a real tree, it's get one of the fake one with lights" she didn't really like the idea of a fake tree but a tree is a tree "okay we'll get the fake one but let's go get one" she sat right in my lap "ok ok but i have to get dressed" she hopped of your lap and she was smiling because this is the first year i spend Christmas with Kardashian/Jenner clan. 

She loved to buy trees and then the lights up in the house n shit, i don't know I'm not a big fan of decorating  or buying trees, we were already in the store and everywhere i turn Christmas was everywhere "c'mon y/n walk faster, look the trees are over here" she pointed and ran to them like she was a 5 year old "ok which one Kendall, you pick it because you know who to pick the best things like me" I gave her smirk and she just started to laugh and started to look at the trees, as I predicted we were walking around for about 2 hours "Kendall it's fake they won't die plus we can use it for next year" she ended picking one and shit i thought it was pretty "ok this looks pretty, let's go pay for it c'mon" I threw the tree on my shoulder and we made our way to the checkout. 

"y/n help me with the Ornaments c'mon i can't reach" i give her a look "what y/n" I gave a fake laugh "girl your like a feet taller than me and you say you can't reach it, how I'm I going to reach it if I can't even reach the top self" she started laughing "ken it's not funny" I got up, ran to her and picked her up and swung her around "ok now help me" she gave me the face 'if you are not going to help your going to sleep on the couch' i let out a loud groan "ok lemme get up then" she wanted me to put on the star "ken I can't reach, help me" she started to laugh and i got on top on her shoulders "okay there why the fuck is their a picture of me on the tree when i was 4" she put me down "your mom sent me some of the things you did when you were younger and the time you loved Christmas" i rolled my eyes and sighed "c'mon we have dinner with the family next week for Christmas and it's here in our house, i need to know what to cook" i started to laugh "bitch yalls food is white people seasoned bitch, the Caucasian in you guys is quaking" i started to laugh to much, my stomach started to laugh. 

A week later

I ended up making the food because of the Caucasian joke but Kendall didn't know that your grandma and mom showed you how to cook ever since a young age. "so what are you cooking y/n? it's not white people food mhhh" I started to laugh and threw her my list which was Tamales, Birria, Pozole, Arroz con leche,  empanadas, etc. She looked at me surprised "ken we having a Mexican Christmas" i smiled and kylie walked in the door "oh shit it smells fucking good in here" i smiled at Kendall and she pecked my lips "it's y/n's cooking" Kendall shouted. Stormi ran into my arms and i picked her up "hey storm" i walked back to the kitchen to check on the food "do you want to try it?" stormi nodded "damn lemme try some too y/n" kylie came running into the kitchen. 

Everyone was arriving and the food was set up and I just got out of the shower and i walked out my bathroom to see the Kardashian sisters and the Jenner sisters sitting on the bed, i walk by like nothing "can i help you guys?" i heard them giggling i turned around, they had a outfit planned for me "ha remember I don't wear dresses" i was looking for my dress pants and my collar shirt "c'mon try it please" Kim said "please we never see you with a dress" Khloe started to get the dress out of thing they had it in, I laughed "and you never will". 

I was dressed and combing my hair and Kendall walks in "oh shit babe your so fucking hot" i wink at her and crash my lips with hers "y/n you look hot too fuck that dress now i can tug on your collar" Khloe and kylie walked in "c'mon lovebirds it's time to eat" 

Everyone sat in their seats and since I made the food, I'm the one who has to do the speech "Thank you guys for coming, this is my first Christmas with you guys and i hope you guys like my food because i was the cook because I made a joke about Kendall's cooking" she smiled at me and everyone laughing "These foods on the tables are the things I ate when I was younger and i know you guys won't know what this understands maybe kourt, que dios esté con nosotros y nos bendiga con toda esta comida que nos ha proporcionado, amén" (translate: may god be with us and bless us with all this food that he has provided with, amen) 

Everyone ended up loving my food and I was proud of myself, the Kardashian/Jenner Christmas could of not been any better.