Paintball Deer Hunter

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Marla: [through loudspeaker] I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit.

Three minutes later...

Marla: Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!

Owen: We are ready! [laughs]

Marla: Incoming! This... is breakfast.

Maverine: Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting.

Duncan: That's more like it.

Harold: Isn't that a paintball gun?

Marla: Why yes Harold. It is.

Bridgette: So we won't be killing anything?

Maverine: Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods. So... finish breaky. And now for the team breakdowns. My team hunters are... Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette. Locked and loaded with bass blue paint.

Marla: And using orange paint are my team hunters, Leshawna, Beth, Owen, Lindsay.

Owen: Whahoo! This is awesome, man!

Marla: You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps! The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little whitetails. Take these off and your team is toast.

Maverine: [through loudspeaker] Start your paintballs! Game on!

After Cody mauled by a bear...

Marla: [through loudspeaker] Attention human wildlife and hunters! Please report back to camp! It's time to show your hides and tally up the scores!

Five minutes later...

Derrick B.: What's wrong Cody?

Cody: I was mauled by a bear.

Derrick B.: tsk tsk tsk, weird is it?

Marla: Tsk tsk tsk. Stealing from Chef. Eating chips in the woods. Being mauled by bears. Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product. And I have to say... that was awesome! Haha! When you guys opened fire on your own team? Wicked TV, guys.

Maverine: Well, since three members of Marla's team are dripping in paint... Make that four members. And some of them aren't even deer. I think we have our winner! You're off to a hunting camp shindig!

Marla: My team, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony, again.

Later that night...

Marla: There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. Trent, Lindsay, Owen, Gwen, Leshawna, Beth, Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight. Heather. Cody, The Hall of Shame awaits, bro. I guess we can help you get there.

Derrick B.: I'll escort him home.

Marla: Have it your way Mr. Brooks.

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