Ruby Rose x male reader [RWBY]

Nice to see you again.

I look at the building in front of me.

Jedediah: this is it. No more interruptions. We can finally get your team back.

Y/N: yeah, I can't wai- wait, since when did you care about them?

Jedediah:...

Y/N: well, you don't have to tell me. I don't want to waste any more time. But I just want to say, I'm proud of you.

Jedediah:...

Y/N:*deep breath* let's go.

I walk into police station.

I see a bunch of officers walking around and on their computers not paying attention to me.

Jedediah: well, which one should we go to? I think we should go to the one on your right... or maybe that guy over-

Y/N: HELLO!!! I NEED TO TRACK SOMEONE'S LOCATION!!

Everyone in the police station look at me with dirty looks. But soon, they get back to work.

Jedediah: what the hell is wrong with you?

Y/N: that was the only thing I could think of...

Jedediah: Jesus. You're lucky they didn't take you seriously. You could've been arrested and you'd never find your team.

Y/N: they ignored me...

Jedediah: pay attention to me!

Someone: wait a minute! You're from beacon! Follow me!

Y/N: guess that worked.

Jedediah: you're so lucky, you know that?

I followed him to an office that had computers, jelly beans, and a stack of papers on the desk.

I sneakily put my hand into the jelly bean jar and take a handful of jelly beans. I put them behind my back to hide them from the officer.

Officer: alright, who do you want us to track?

Y/N: oh, right. The most recent number in my scroll.

Officer: got it.

I then take the jelly beans behind my back and stuff them all into my mouth with one swift motion.

Officer: alright, it seems that the location is in there hospital.

Y/N: wait. Can I see my scroll for a second?

Officer: sure.

Y/N:...

Y/N: why is velvet the most recent number? No, no, no.

I point to the unknown number.

Y/N: this one.

Officer: ah, i see.

The Officer began typing on his computer.

Officer: well, that was easy. The location is west of here.

Y/N: that was easier than I thought. Can I take all these jelly beans?

Officer: no.

Y/N: please?

Officer: no.

Y/N: please? Pretty please?

Officer: NO.

Y/N: pretty pretty please?

Officer: saying "pretty" twice won't convince me!

Y/N: *sigh* fine.