Hermitcraft Oneshots :)

More Correct Quotes :)

MORE CORRECT QUOTES

Or... more like more correct conversations...

Yeah... most of these were funnier in context and the entire conversations were funnier than a single quote from it so...

ENJOY

LEZ GO!!

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Xisuma- What am I good for? Absolutely nothing.

Ren- Im sweatin in places Im not supposed be sweatin

Ren- I'd be hella hangry

Grian- I don't even have a pan big enough to cook for 6 people.
(this one isn't that funny to yall, but i have 6 people in my family (my parents, my 2 brothers, and my sister) and we have to cook for 6 people who LOVE food a lot, so I thought this was funny xD)

Zedaph- I'm just an innocent little baby boy!

Zedaph- I've never played poker. I prefer Uno
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Tango- OH YOU SWEET LITTLE CHILD I WANNA TEACH YOU POKER SO BAD

Zed (to Tango): Can you stop putting your ball on my ball, please! It's making me rather uncomfortable!

Ren: that reverberated through my muscles

Tango- I kinda enjoy pain...

Grian- WOOOOOOOOOOO POP THE CHAMPAIGN KDCMOJMDICKJM POP

Zed- That is now a teeth job.

Zed- (to Tango) We need to kiss over the blender or we would have kissed for nothing.

Zed-You bring the boogers out in me!

Zed- mmmm.., My lips taste good

Zed- yeah, well we just made out with a big bag of baking soda.

Pause aint a Hermit but meh. 2 outta 3 is fine by me

Etho- How you doin Pause?
Pause- I'm doin aight. How you doin?
Etho- I'm alright, yeah.
Pause- You think he's got this?
Etho- I'm worried 'bout Beef, ya know, like dementia-
Pause- -early onset. Yeah it's happening right now...
Etho- When was his last checkup? I think it's been a while
Pause- HEY BEEF WHEN WAS YOUR LAST CHECKUP?
Beef- ...
Beef- shut up
Pause- definitely been a while 

Beef- youuu JERK BUTT
Beef- *tries and fails to shoot Etho
Etho- we're all friends! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS! (⊙0⊙;)
Beef- *continues to try to shoot Etho, but continues to fail
Etho- *shoots Beef many, many times
Pause- Hey, woahwoahwoahwoah! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. mM, mM, mM you stop, stop!
Beef- Fine I'll stop
Beef- *shoots Etho
Pause- yOU- ╰（‵□′）╯
Etho- HE SAID HE WAS GONNA STOP HE DIDN'T STOP o(TヘTo)
Pause- I swear to God...
Etho and Beef- *shoots each other
Pause- Eth- Beef!
Pause- BEEF!
Pause- *punches Beef off the edge
Beef- AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Pause- WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
Beef- I learned that you are always on Etho's side ಥ_ಥ
Etho- *giggles
Beef- don't you do it-
Etho- *shoots Beef off the edge
Beef- yOU SON OF A-
Pause- *punches Etho off
Etho- No Pause!
Pause- What did you learn, Etho?
Etho- Shoot Beef more! \^o^/
Etho- *shoots Beef
Pause- Are you done? ARE YOU DONE?
Etho- I'm done, I'm done
Pause- Say sorry, Beef. Say sorry, Etho.
Beef- *shoots Etho
Pause- yOU-
Beef and Etho- *giggles