Ben Brainard State Headcanons, One-shots, and more

Just A Quick PSA

Please don't take any of this offensively

So... The government can see what we do on our phones, right? Well they be looking at out phones and thinking "WHAT THE FUCK!"

We write fan fiction about the states, THE STATES. Something is seriously wrong with us. For example the other night I had a dream that I had sex with Texas, like what the fuck.

We're all messed up. We ship states. Who does that. We... Are insane!

I mean if we're being watch we may as well be entertaining. I guess we had the right idea. There's many of us that ship the government with Florida.

You're weird, I'm weird, we're all weird. This is not normal. Who the fuck- WHO THE FUCK SHIPS STATES? Apparently us.

Anyways

Dear government,

I hope we entertain you with our dumb shipping states.

Sincerely,

Natalie Davenport