Ben Brainard State Headcanons, One-shots, and more

Best Friend(s)

Each state's best friend(s)

Alabama
• Tennessee

Alaska
• Hawaii
• New York

Arizona
• New Mexico

Arkansas
• Mississippi

California
• New York
• Colorado
• Nevada
• Oregon
• Washington
• Idaho

Colorado
• Nevada
• Oregon
• Washington
• Idaho
• California
• Wisconsin
• Florida

Connecticut
• Maryland

DC
• Utah

Delaware
• Virgina
• North Carolina

Florida
• Louisiana
• Georgia
• Wisconsin
• Colorado
• South Carolina

Georgia
• Florida
• Louisiana
• South Carolina

Hawaii
• Alaska

Idaho
• Nevada
• Oregon
• Washington
• Colorado
• California

Illinois
• Missouri

Indiana
• Kentucky

Iowa
• Kansas

Kansas
• Iowa

Kentucky
• Indiana

Louisiana
• Florida
• Texas
• Georgia
• Wisconsin
• South Carolina

Maine
• Vermont
• New Hampshire

Maryland
• Connecticut

Massachusetts
• Rhode Island
• New Jersey

Michigan
• Minnesota
• North Dakota

Minnesota
• Michigan
• North Dakota

Mississippi
• Arkansas

Missouri
• Illinois

Montana
• Nebraska
• Wyoming

Nebraska
• Montana
• Wyoming

Nevada
• Colorado
• Washington
• Idaho
• Oregon
• California

New Hampshire
• Vermont
• Maine

New Jersey
• Massachusetts
• Rhode Island

New Mexico
• Arizona

New York
• California
• Alaska

North Carolina
• Virginia
• Delaware

North Dakota
• Minnesota
• Michigan

Ohio
• West Virginia
• Pennsylvania

Oklahoma
• South Dakota

Oregon
• Washington
• Idaho
• Nevada
• Colorado
• California

Pennsylvania
• Ohio
• West Virginia

Rhode Island
• Massachusetts
• New Jersey

South Carolina
• Georgia

South Dakota
• Oklahoma

Tennessee
• Alabama

Texas
• Louisiana
• Georgia

Utah
• DC

Virginia
• North Carolina
• Delaware

Vermont
• New Hampshire
• Maine

Washington
• Oregon
• Idaho
• Nevada
• Colorado
• California

West Virginia
• Ohio
• Pennsylvania

Wisconsin
• Florida
• Louisiana

Wyoming
• Nebraska
• Montana

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The friend groups

Wyoming, Nebraska, Montana: There always ease dropping on other people's conservations then talk about to each cuz no one notices them.

Montana: The mom

Wyoming: The sassy friend

Nebraska: The clueless one

Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey: They're always bitching about other people or yelling at each other. They all have anger issues.

Massachusetts: The mom

Rhode Island: The fighter

New Jersey: The one with the gossip

Florida, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina: They're almost always together. Texas got pulled in because of Louie and Georgia.

Texas: The annoyed brother

Georgia: The mom

Louisiana: The comic relief

Florida: The crazy one

South Carolina: The sassy one

Virginia, Delaware, North Carolina: They're the one friend group that is always on top of each but are just friends. They're just like close siblings.

Virginia: The loving friend

Delaware: The reason that their all still alive

North Carolina: The one that's always eating something

Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Idaho, Nevada, California: They basically revolve around Washington. Hurt Washington and you're dead. Florida calls them the Westerners.

Idaho: The mom

Oregon: The therapist

Washington: The baby

Colorado: The one that's always high

Nevada: The party animal

California: The one that doesn't really fit in

West Virginia, Ohio, Pennsylvania: They're that friend group that will act normal in public but will act crackheads when they're alone.

West Virginia: No brain, big heart

Ohio: The overachiever

Pennsylvania: The mooch

Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota: Sweethearts that stick together. One of them will stick up for the others.

Minnesota: The therapist

North Dakota: The mom

Michigan: The emotionally unstable one

Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine: They're in their corner vibing. Sometimes bitch about other states.

Vermont: The wise friend

New Hampshire: The sassy one

Maine: The sarcastic one