Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E5 - Lost in Triangulation

Blood Gulch
The contest was still going on.

Sarge: "Alright dirtbags, after the third round of the competition, it's still anyone's contest."

Donut: "Yeahah, burn wrench, anyone includes me! Hahah."

Sarge: "Donut was leading after the obstacle course, and talent contest."

Donut: "Awesome. Whodihoo!"

Sarge: "But then the mysterious skull pulled ahead during the question and answer session."

Donut: "That doesn't seem physically possible."

Sarge: "So the standings are the skull, Donut, and in third the wrench. Which is the current crowd favourite."

A brief shot of the warthog is shown with pro-wrench propaganda on it

Warthog: (beep beep beep)

Grif: "Haha, maybe the skull will be your new sidekick. Hey Sarge, how can I kiss your ass if I don't have any lips?"

Sarge: "And in last place Grif."

Grif: "What? I thought I was ineligible."

Sarge: "Ineligible to win, dead man. Luckily there's no chance of that happening since the last round is the evening-wear competition."

Donut: "Whohoa, you're in trouble now skull."

Grif: "Then can I quit?"

Sarge: "Course not, only eligible contestants can withdraw from the competition."

Grif: (sigh)

Sarge: "I guess you'll just have to settle for fifth place turdbelly."

Grif: "Fifth place? Should I even ask who's in fourth?"

Sarge: "I'm reserving fourth place for any late entries, who would obviously be better than you. Such as a turd, or a turd farmer. Or Shadow."

Shadow: "No thanks!"

Wind Facility
Church was talking to Gary again

Church: "Hey Gary, is there any way that you could translate what this big alien is saying to us?"

Gary: "no"

Church: "Aw come on man, isn't this one of the aliens that built you?"

Gary: "yes, but i do not know much about those creatures. i was only programmed with knowledge of the shisnos. i mean you."

Church: "Yeah listen man, that word is really startin' to bug me a little bit."

Gary: "you did not even know what it meant until i told you."

Church: "I know but you just say it so much."

Gary: "i only say shisno in context. like when talking to a shisno or about a shisno. i think i see what you mean shisno."

Church: "So you'll stop."

Gary: inter-species prejudices take a long time to overcome. but i will try.

Church: Thanks.

Gary: "luckily, i am not lazy like a shisno."

Church: "Yeah it's pretty clear you mean to give this your best effort."

Gary: "i think the important thing is that i am trying."

Church then began to wander the halls or something.