Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E11 - Getting All Misty

Blood Gulch
Donut and Sarge attacking the Blue Base ...sort of.

Donut: "If you don't like the plants idea, how do ya feel about a fountain in the armory? That place is so gloomy."

Sarge: "Come on, Donut, give it a rest already. I agreed to let you use Grif's helmet as a decorative bird bath, didn't I? Don't oversell."

Donut: "Okay, but I have just one more idea. I'm gonna say two words, and then walk away. Chantilly, lace."

Sarge: "Unless you're about to start singin' a Big Bopper song, I think the best part of that idea is the walkin' away."

Donut: "Let it simmer."

Sarge: "Hmm, no sign of any defenses. I think we might be catching Simmons at a weak moment."

Donut: "Hmm, no sign of the tank either."

Sarge: "Dear God, the madness is spreading! It's only a matter of time before it takes me!"

There is the sound of Grif coming up from the grav lift.

Grif: "Wheeeeeeeee!"

Donut: "Did you hear that? It sounds like they're having fun in there."

Sarge: "Clearly Grif has become so stupid, he's mixed up the yells for pain and happiness! Simmons must be doing absolutely diabolical things to him! Let's give him a few more hours, see if he escapes on his own."

Grif: "Simmons I am having a blast going in and out of your hole!"

Simmons: "Grif just stay down there like you're told."

Donut: "Well that's my cue, let's go!"

Cut to Simmons and Shadow inside the Base.

Simmons: "Grif, stop it I need your and Shadow's help."

Grif: "Go ahead, I'm listening." He said still going in and out of the grav lift.

Shadow: "Would you stop riding that stupid grav lift already Grif?"

Grif: "I can do both at once. And why don't we have one of these things?"

Shadow: "Shelia and I have been making upgrades to the base, she said some guy called . We just didn't get Red base yet."

Grif: "How did the tank even help and do that without any tools? Or arms?"

Shadow: "Beats me." She shrugged.

Simmons: "I don't know, a lot of what she says doesn't match up. I think she might be lying to me."

Grif: "You think the enemy's weapons are lying to us? What a surprise!"

Simmons: "It seems like a setup, I just can't figure out how."

Grif: He gets punched. "Ow!"

Simmons: I don't know, if I can piece it together maybe that'll help fix things with- Sarge!?

Sarge: "Hello, Simmons and Shadow."

Shadow: "Where's Grif?"

Sarge: "Well this here's a rescue operation. He's unconscious down below, being prepped for evac. Just need to get Shadow."

Shadow: "I'm not even captured."

Simmons: "If it's a rescue operation, why did you knock him out?"