Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E2 - Hunting Time

Grif: "Nooooooooooo- Whoa!"

He starts running back and forth to avoid sniper shots.

Grif: "No! No no no!!"

Sarge: "That was close!"

Simmons: "Thank you, sir!"

Grif: "Nooo!"

Sarge: "Donut, you're going outta turn."

Donut: "I thought I went after Simmons."

Sarge: "No, we go in line. It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!"

Simmons: "But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?"

Sarge fires.

Grif: "Ow!"

Sarge: "This is the best game since Grifball! Hehe, maybe we should invite Ash next time."

Simmons: "Good idea."

Grif: "I'm not comin' down!"

Sarge: "Hey Grif! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival!"

Sarge fires again, but misses as Grif ducks.

Sarge: "No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!"

Simmons: "Wait a minute, that was my turn!"

Sarge: "This is the Lightning Round."

Simmons: "...Who's in the Lightning Round--"

Sarge: "Me."

Grif: "Alright, fuck this, I'm comin' down!"

Sarge fires again.

Grif: "OW! I said I'm comin' down!"

Sarge: "Hyaha, thunder beater! Take that you stupid duck."

Meanwhile in Red base
Someone was groaning at the shots coming from outside. So angrily, they got up and proceeded to lock and load.

Wind Facility
Back with Caboose, Tucker, Ash, Tex, and Ghost-Church standing outside the complex.

Tucker: "We haven't seen that alien thing come out, so he's probably still hiding in there."

Caboose: "Or, eating Church!"

Tex: "Alright then. Let's roll."

Church: "Okay... Here we go..."

Brief silence.

Ash: "...Uh, we're not moving."

Church: "Yeah, yeah, okay." He clears his throat. "Here we go."

Tucker: "...We're still not moving."

Caboose: "Does talking count as moving?"

Tex steps forward.

Tex: "All right, screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight."

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow wow."

Tex: "Never mind, Tucker's in front."

Tucker: "Eh, it was worth it."

Ash back hands Tucker.