Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E20 - The Arrival

Fade in to a wide shot of Blue Base.

Church: "Uhh, I don't believe this."

Ash: "This doesn't make any sense."

Zeta: "This defies all logic."

Doc: "It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy."

Church: "I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds."

Doc: "Yeah also that."

Ash: "And infectious diseases."

Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Doc starts using his medical tool. Like this green, indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.

Church: "If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it!"

Doc: "And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency! My bad Church."

Church: "Oh, that's okay, I wasn't using it anyway."

Doc: "See, these tools can be confusing sometimes. That's why doctors have to go to school for so long. Not that I'm actually a doctor, mind you."

Church: "And that's never been more apparent than with this diagnosis."

Tucker: "Uogh, what diagnosis?"

Doc: "Congratulations Tucker, you're pregnant.

O'Malley: "Huhahaha, yes, with bastard. Muhuhahahahahaha."

Tucker: It's not mine, I wasn't even in town that weekend.

Church: "Tucker don't listen to him, he's a lunatic, man, he's got no idea what he's talkin' about."

Doc: "Uh, you want me to go over the green light thing again?"

Church/Ash/Zeta: "No."

Caboose runs in holding "Andy's" skull.

Caboose: "Doctor! Help! My second best friend is dead! Fix him."

Ash: "Whoa whoa whoa, Caboose, what happened, who's dead?"

Caboose: "Andy! Andy's dead. Look!"

Church: "Okay, that's disgusting."

Caboose: "Doctor Doc, please help him."

Doc: "Uh, I don't know what I can really do to help him, my first aid procedures aren't very effective after decomposition."

Church: "Where did you get that?"

Caboose: "First Tucker dies and now Andy!"

Doc: "Tucker isn't dead, he's pregnant."

Tucker: "It's not mine, we weren't even going steady!"

Church: "Stop that."

Tucker: "Hey look man, I've been saying that for a long time, it's gonna take a little while to get used to this."

Church: "You're not pregnant."

Caboose: "I was just standing outside the base, and someone told me to turn around and when I did, Andy..."

Zeta: "Whoa wait, who told you to turn around?"

Caboose: "I don't know! But they were very helpful."