Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E7 - Privous Commintments

Wind Facility
The screen fades in to the Blues... more or less

Church: "You have got to be kidding me. There is no way I'm gonna let this happen."

Tex: "We told you, he can do it."

Andy: "Yeah, I'm qualified."

Ash: "See?"

Church: "Listen I don't doubt, that he can do it. I doubt that I want him to do it."

Andy: "Why?

Church: "Well you know what Andy? You're not exactly the most diplomatic of individuals."

Andy: "That's bullshit! You're only saying that 'cause you're a racist!"

Church: "Racist- bombs are not a race!"

Andy: "Eh, shut up ya dirty Shisno."

Church: "We finally make contact with an alien being, and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a bomb? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?"

Andy: "Well unless you've got your English to Blarg-blarg dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya."

Caboose: "I had one of those, but I threw it out. It didn't have many pictures."

Ash: "So that's what happened to my book."

Tex: "I'm sure this'll be fine."

Church: "You know I feel that I'm gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kinda interesting. Go for it."

Ash: "Alright, where's the alien?"

Church: "Oh shit, I forgot."

Cut to the alien still beating the shit out of the back of Tucker's head.

Tucker: "Ow, ow, ow..." He kept saying with each strike, as if bored.

Blood Gulch
Donut was riding around in the ghost he got from O'Malley.

Donut: "Grif. Oh Griiiiiiiif... ...Grif!"

Grif: "Huh, great."

Donut: "There you are, where've you been?"

Grif: "Right here."

Donut: "I've been lookin' all over for you. I looked in the base, I looked around the base, I looked on top of the base, I looked in the base again-"

Grif: "I think you need to learn what "all over" means."

Donut: "Anyway, Sarge wants you to come back to the base, and-"

Grif: "No, I'm not going to do it."

Donut: "No? But I didn't tell you what he wants.

Grif: "Donut, it's Sarge. I know he doesn't want me to come in to the base to help him eat ice cream, he wants me to do stuff. Work stuff.

Donut: "But-"

Grif: "Listen Donut, I know you're ridin' high on your new promotion right now, but don't think you can order me around. Me and Simmons we had a system. He didn't try to tell me what to do, and I didn't ignore him."

Donut: "Wait, you ignored him all the time."

Grif: "I'm sorry, wha-? I wasn't listening to you. See, the system works. Learn the system Donut."