Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E1 - Familiar Surroundings

Ok so we're nearly there to season 5. I really. REALLY want to get through this. But right now, enjoy season 4.
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Blood Gulch
Grif is screaming his lungs out on the cliff from where they were in the last episode of season three. While the reds watch.

Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Nohohohoooooooooohaoooooooooooooo!"

Donut: "Is he ever gonna stop screaming? He's been up there for hours."

Sarge: "Simmons, shut him up!"

Simmons: "Hey Grif, shut the fuck up! Get down here and help us check out the base!"

Grif: "No! No! Noooooooooooooohohohooooooooooooooo!"

Simmons: "I don't think he's even listening to us."

Grif: "Noooooooo actually that time I was answering your question noooooooooooo!"

Sarge: "Heugh."

Grif: "Noooooooooooooooooooo-"

Sarge: "Go up there and get him Simmons."

Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Donut: "If he keeps screaming like that, he's gonna pass out and fall off the cliff."

Sarge: "Cancel that order, Simmons!"

Grif: "-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Sarge: "Donut, get me a sniper rifle."

Donut: "Yes sir."

Grif: "-oooooooooooooo!"

Back at the Wind Facility

Tucker: "And he says "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"

Tex: "That's disgusting."

Caboose: "I don't get it."

Ash: "Best if you don't."

Church materializes out of thin air.

Church: "What. The fuck. Was that."

Caboose: "Hey Church!"

Tucker: "Hey."

Tex: Huh?

Ash: "What the?"

Church: "Isn't anybody gonna ask me, "What happened to your body, Church?"

Tex/Ash/Tucker: "What happened to your body Church?" They deadpanned.

Caboose: What happened to some... body... Church?

Church: "Hell if I know. All I know is, I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and-"

Tex: "The bomb?"

Church: "No that's Andy, Gary is the computer."

Tex: Neh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time. Except Ash's name."

Caboose: "I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget."

Church: "Hey, can we please focus on me?"

Caboose: "By the way, he's Church."

Church: "Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows."

Caboose: "He is the mean one."