Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E17 - Right to Remain Silenced

Fade in to Red Base.

Simmons: "Sarge, finally, I need to tell you what the Blues are planning."

Sarge: "I thought I told you idiots not to let this traitorous scumbag in the base!"

Simmons: "Good to see you too, sir."

Grif: "We didn't let him in the base."

Sarge: "He's standing right here."

Grif: "Well obviously he penetrated the defensive protocol that me and Private Donut established."

Shadow: "Defense protocol? You asked him what the password was."

Grif: "And he knew it."

Shadow: "He guessed it. Also that's not even a good password."

Simmons: "By the way, the password was 'password.'"

Grif: "It's so obvious, it's impossible to guess!"

Sarge: "Diabolical."

Shadow: "A password should contain at least one number, and one letter."

Simmons: "For Example Grif, your password would be "2dumb2live".

Sarge: "Excellent burn."

Simmons: "Thank you, sir."

Sarge: "Traitor."

Simmons: "Dammit."

Sarge: "Grif's stupidity aside, I'm not speaking with you until we punish your insubordination and treason."

Simmons: "How about I just trade you the information that I learned from the Blues?"

Sarge: "No! We have to have a trial. Right here, right now."

Simmons: "What? We don't even have a judge."

Sarge: "Inaffirmative. In my civilian life, I worked as a judge for many years."

Grif: "What level? Municipal?"

Shadow: "Federal?"

Sarge: Livestock. And occasionally agriculture. Now let's find out if Simmons is guilty of treason or best in breed.

Shadow: "That's for county fairs!"

Simmons: "I don't recognize the authority of this court."

Sarge: "No-one cares what a convicted criminal thinks."

Simmons: "But aren't I innocent until you prove me guilty?"

Sarge: "Nonsense! Why would we waste time having trials for innocent people? That would be a waste of resources."

Shadow: "It's how trials work Sarge!"

Simmons: "But I'm not guilty until you hold trial and convict me."

Sarge: "So you admit it's a foregone conclusion!"

Simmons: "No- wait, I mean no- yes-no, that was right, I think."

Grif: "Okay, this is officially more boring than any of the other times I've been to court. Permission to sigh and walk away sir?"

Sarge: "Permission denied. If you leave, Simmons won't have anybody to defend him!"

Simmons: "Whowowowhoa wait a second, I prefer to defend myself."