Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E10 - Setting a High Bar

Meanwhile at some burnt-looking plains.

Andy: "Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear."

Tucker: "Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters."

Andy: "Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-"

Tucker: "Oh, well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here."

Ash: "Come on Tucker, don't be a chicken."

Tucker: "I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken."

Crunchbite: "Blarh? B-blar blarg."

Andy: "Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk."

Crunchbite: "Wharg hnnk!"

Tucker: "What's he saying?"

Andy: "He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt."

Tucker: "You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.

Andy: I did! They don't come out of its butt, you know!"

Crunchbite: "Hargh!"

Andy: "Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting."

Tucker: "Chickens aren't that bad."

Andy: "He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either."

Ash: "Ugh..."

Crunchbite: "Hrnk."

Andy: "Earth sucks."

Tucker: "Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone."

Crunchbite: "Arg l largh."

Andy: "He says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did."

Tucker: "Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?"

Crunchbite: "Blarg honk."

Andy: "Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about."

Ash: "They don't look burning... More like burnt. "

Caboose: "Hey, I recognize this place."

Andy: "Get ready. He's gonna distract the monster, and you use your heroic powers to swoop in-"

Tucker: "Heroic powers?"

Andy: "Yeah. You're the big hero from that prophecy, ain't cha?"

Tucker: "Oh right. Boy are you guys gonna be disappointed." He draws the sword.

Ash: "I got your back man." He draws his katana. "Right Zeta?"

Zeta appears on Asuma shoulder.

Zeta: "You got it." Tucker smiles at them.

Andy: "And don't forget, go for the weak spot in the armor."

Tucker: "Yeah, and where was that again?"

Andy: "We already went over this!"

Tucker: "Apparently paying attention to lame biology lesons isn't one of my superpowers."