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Answer to the dare

So,

this was my last dare:

Act like you're another type of person(sporty,nerdy, etc.) for one day.

~ThunderNerd22

I chose to be a diva for a day.( Just in case, divas can be gossipers sometimes)

So here is what happened.

I'm gonna be giving you flashes of the times when I was a diva.

BTW, Here is a small piece of dictionary for u people, comparing normal people's defienition and a gossipers definition:

Secret (normal version)

[see-krit]

Something that is kept or meant to be kept or unseen by others.

( synonyms: confidential, private affair)

Secret(Gossiper version)

[see-krit]

A juicy piece of info meant to be spread about and shouted out loud for the world to hear. It doesn't matter who told you the goss-erm, "secret", just spread it out.

(synonyms: gossip, whisper,scandal)

see what I mean?

Ok now, sorry, from the beginning.

 FLASH #1

Me: Sooo, what was that you were saying?

GG1: Wtf, Im not telling u

GG2: yeah, no offense

GG1: Well, promise not to tell?

Me: Sure! I promise*fake sweetness*

GG2: Ok, look the other day we saw *insert gossip which im not gonna reveal because unlike CERTAIN PEOPLE i know how to keep secrets*

Me: *fakes excitment* OMG!! i CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!*Sqeals in a diva-ish way* OMG!!

GG1: But promise not to tell, because _______ would kill us, ok?

GB1:(which is SBH) Hey, what are you doing guys?

GG1: Oh..nothing, but do u wanna know?

GG2: Yeah, we just told her*points to me*

GB1: WTF!! You told HER?! She says EVERYTHING, MAN!!*Waves arms around*

GG1: Dude, calm down, it's fine

GB1: Oh wow, so you tell her but not me.*frowny face*

Me: Umm...I'm still here you know...

GG2:  Yeah, we know, but dude, don't tell ok?

GG1: Yeah, promise

Me: JESUS I ALREAD-Um, I mean, Suuuuure!! No prob!

GG2: What the, hey where-

Me: Byyee!! See Yaaa!!

*runs away*

FLASH #2

Me: Ugh, those people are, like, soooo, ugh!*whines*

DG(Diva girl): Oh my god, like, I can't believe it, it is soo soo STIUPID!!( divas say stIUpid cuz they just always hv to invent words to be more 'cool')