The Weird Wacky Random stuff that goes on in my Head!!

Cinderella

So, hopefully most of you have watched the original cinderella ,right?

I was watching this with my sister teh other day cuz it was on tv.

What I'm gonna ask is how come Cinderella is so nice about everything?

I mean, sure, supposedly she had a kind father who gave her stuff and treated her with care, pretty much spoiled her, but for some reason Cinderella was still nice, right?

But then we have the bad step-mother with her spoiled children, who she treats JUST AS NICE AS CINDERELLA'S FATHER TREATS CINDERELLA

Wait, that seems confusing

Look, Cinderella's father treats her 100% good

Step sister's mother also treats them 100% good, just that she's mean to cinderella

So, anyways, how come cinderalla is all sweet if she was technically spoiled by her father too?

I mean, is it saying that her step sisters had never known love and that's why they were cruel to cinderella? 

But that's a lie, because their mother always favored them and treated them perfectly spoiled, just like cinderella

So there must be something that made cinderella perfect nice.

The other message the story might be comunicating is that Cinderella was only good because she was an only child. 

You see, the stepsisters were horrid because they always were fighting and then that's why they were mean to cinderella

But then that's saying that to be good you have to be an only child.

Or something.

I know that you're gonna say that it's just a movie, but, really, if you're gonna make a lesson about being good gives you a happy ending, AT LEAST MAKE THE STORY WITH COMMON SENSE!

JUST SAY THAT THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER GAVE HER KINDNESS OR SOMETHING!

In addition, why is it that there is always a bad step mother?

You know, not all mothers want to ruin your life!

Who even got that idea?

Mothers pretty much GAVE FRICKIN BIRTH TO YOU

AND LOVE YOU

Another thing, plainly said, is:

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL MAID WHO SINGS WELL, HAS FRIENDS THAT ARE ANIMALS, AND IS TREATED BADLY DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL GET A HAPPY ENDING!!

Most likely, you will end up a singing hobo with magical animal friends and a fairy god mother with expiration issues.

Seriously, WHO GIVES A MAGICAL DRESS AN EXPIRATION DATE/TIMER?!

"oh until midnight you have to do blah-blah-blah"

Also, I'm pretty sure that hours and hours are NOT wasted dancing outside

Either you're heels will break, or your dress will get tangled in leaves, or your prince will suddenly loose interest in you and go play on his royal xbox of the past.

So, if any of you are hoping to have a happy ending, sorry to ruin your hopes, but being a singing maid won't help you.

So stop trying to talk to animals and dress up rats because your parents will scream.

A lot.

I talk from experience.