The title is weird.
Yes, I know.
However, you know CB?
The guy who girls think is good looking(bleh), who also gets good grades, who I have mentioned at least once before?
Yeah, well, I think he is a robot.
Please don't judge me, but in a non-literal way he is.
He's just way too...perfect, if one could say it like that.
I mean, look.
What I'm saying is that he is like the stereotypical guy that every guy wants to be...in a way.
Cuz:
- He has girls swooning/flirting shamelessly/doing googly eyes all over him
- Maybe I'm wrong and he IS good-looking, so guys want to be him
- He is a frickin olympic first place superstar athlete
- He is popular
- He gets grades that are way too good to be possible
- All the teachers favor him. YES ALL OF THEM
- He is good in ALL CLASSES, and while art may be his one failure, it is better than HALF THE CLASS'S. Sometimes even better than mine( #theONEthingImProudOfIsTakenAway) ( #notOnlyByHim)(#WHYareYOUsoFRICKINgoodATstuff??!!)(#ofa#)
- He's actually got really pretty eyes...hazel I think it's the color? Like another girl in our class who also has pretty eyes. WHY CAN'T I HAVE PRETTY EYESS!!!!??? I WANT GREEN EYES NO FAIR WAAAAHHHHH!!
- He has guys bowing down on all fours and kissing his shoes
- He has girls bowing down on all fours and begging to kiss HIM
- No offense but...ugh.
In other words, he is way to perfect to be human. I've never actually seen him get mad. I mean, he gets mad, but not, like, mad like a normal person mad. I mean, he never fights/disgrees... Like, he has no faults. Like no flaws.
Except...
He is way too ignorant. Seriously, half the girls flirt with him and he be like
'Cool'
His friends tell him something and he be like
'Cool'
World War II be happening and he be like
'Cool'
The world is ending and as he explodes his last words are
'Cool'
And I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking that I'm obsessed with this guy
HELL NO.
I'm obsessed with thinking that this guy isn't human. He is a robot. A robot made for humankind to feel bad about themselves as they cower in the stupidly ridiculous amazingness and way too perfectness of this dude.
I repeat, I do NOT like him, I am NOT obsessed, I am NOT a stalker.
I'm just a girl wondering why people have to be so perfect all the time.
And also this girl in my class who is really nice and just as perfect as CB, but I know she has faults.
Like when I went over to a sleep over at her house and I was reading late at night and then she was super mad at me with a red face a bloodshot eyes and she was telling me to turn off the frickin lights.
OH HEY K!!
I'm not accusing u, I'm just remembering that day. It's funny, now that you think about it.
And she DOES have faults, everyone does. Not to be mean, girl.
OH wait, everyone except....
YEP. YOU GUESSED.
CYBER-BOY.
Hey guess what?!
Cyber boy has the same initials as Crappy Boy, so I don't have to change his nickname!
HURRAY!
(seriously tho, he is a robot)
EDIT: I'm re-reading this chapter because I felt like it, and realized it sounded kind of...well, mean. I guess? I'm trying to work on not being too mean unless completely necessary, so...
Sorry to the person this chapter is about and to whoever I might have insulted even though I have no idea how.
Seriously tho...
Ok bye
Another EDIT: this little guy LEFFTTTT!! Like, he left school. So. Not such a victory as I had imagined, but still. Eh.
I had a point here and I kinda lost it.
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