The Weird Wacky Random stuff that goes on in my Head!!

The janitors in our school

I am in the library after volleyball practice, and guess what I'm thinking about?

That's right.

hamburgers.

No seriously, I am hungry and thirsty.

Aw man now I'm thinking about sodaaaaa.

And I am seeing two certain people outside.

*smiles evilly*

I think one of them might have seen me.

Make a run for it. 

Oh hello.

SHUT THE COMPUTER!

...

..

.

And I'm back.

She said hi. And now she wants me to do this chapter about her.

So I will.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

But I was already writing about something else, so...haha.

Anyways, I was also thinking about the janitors of our school. When I looked up from my computer a few minutes ago, I saw the janitor in the library go out and look at the two people that were outside.

No matter about them, but I was like, hmmm...I bet the janitor saw them flirting and talking...

So I wondered....

WHAT ELSE DO THEY KNOW????

I mean, seriously, one never really notices them, but if you actually focus, they're EVERYWHERE. Not that it's aggravating, actually, I'd like to take a moment right here right now to say

THANK YOU JANITORS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE YOUUUU!!!

*ahem*

So, as I was saying, they're always there! Like, you never know when they could be watching!

Have you really been checking carefully when you pick your nose in secret? Because guess what? THE JANITORS SAW IT. 

Did you really pick a very hidden spot to share a secret with your best friend? A secret that NOBODY should know? Good. Because THE JANITOR HEARD YOU. 

Will you be careful when you kiss that special other behind the school, where noooobody will see you and catcall? Guess what. THE JANITORS ARE WATCHING. 

Etc, etc.

So, what I figured out is that the janitors probably know every single little secret in this school. Nobody ever really pays attention to them, I bet not even the teachers, because they let them in to clean the room while they have their little teacher meetings. And students are probably just meh about them, and the really rude ones consider them below their level so they don't even care and- *deep breath*- in final final fiiiinal conclusion,

If someone were to make best friends with one of the janitors in school, like, bff friends, they could literally know EVERYTHING. Like, 99% percent of EVERYTHING.

Maybe.

Probably

Just a theory.

Not that Imma try it out, bc I'm either gonna forget about it as soon as I publish this chapter, or because I'll be too lazy, or because I just won't have the guts to start a friendship with our janitors, even though they're very nice.

But, stillllll

It took me soooooo looooong to find out

AND I FOUND OUUTTT

SHOUTOUT TO WHOEVER RECOGNIZES THAT LAST PART

Looooove you all,

MEI XD