The Weird Wacky Random stuff that goes on in my Head!!

Valentines day THIS YEAR 2016

suuuper late i know( i actually had it already written, but I completely forgot to publish it XD)

but I just realized that a whole year passed since I started this book.

And valentine's day came and went again.

So I'll tell you about this year!

If you've read my chapter on valentine's day before, then you'll know about queen and king of hearts, and if you don't know about it, go back and read it because I'm not explaining again.

This time I'll just go straight to the facts.

I stole two guy's hearts, and I only gave my heart away at the end of the day for the heck of it.

K__ had stolen the first heart from D___, and then she stole it from SBH 

This is how I stole the first guy's heart:

*Boy 1(what I'm calling the first guy who I took the heart from) accidentally trips another guy while playing soccer*

All the girls: *rush over to the guy*

Girls: Omg are you ok? Are you ok?

Me: *to Boy 1* Dude, say sorry

Boy 1: *ignores and tries to help other guy up*

Me: seriously , say sorry

Me: say sorry

Me: DO something

Me: SERIOUSLY, say sorry or something at least

Boy 1: OK I GOT THIS!!

Me: *inner evil laugh...although it probably slipped out loud* MWA-HA-HA-HA!! Give me your heart *extends hand out*

Boy 1: crud(well he didn't really say that, I just kinda forgot what he did say) I forgot

Other girls: Ohhh

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then I took the heart from this other guy in the grade below us.

Lunch was over and I was like, Oh well, at least I have one heart

And the boys were still playing soccer in the field

So I'm getting my stuff and the ball hits my leg

Me: *looks around* Who did that?!

Me: *looks at Boy 2(this is the second guy who's paper heart I got)* OW

Boy 2: Sorry sorry, it was an accident! It wasn't me! It was him! *points at SBH, who isn't so much of an SBH anymore, so I have no idea what to do about that nickname...*

Me: *another inner evil laugh out loud* Heart please *smiles evilly*

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The end

There were two other girls in class, you know who you are if you read this, and we all know you were trying a bit too hard, and also the boys already knew to be careful around you because they knew you were going to try super hard, that's why some of the least unlikely people to get paper hearts (me, this genius smart girl in our class who doesn't really talk to boys much, and my close-to best friend) got hearts. 

So then this is the list of which girls got who...I think you know most of the nicknames:

 Kate, Mrs. I have so many boyfriends in my Boyfriend Squad XD XD(if you're reading this, not kate, someone else, you know what I mean. Inner joke) got SBH's heart and D___