Well, I got this idea because I was bored. If u like these kinds of stories, read on. If you don't like these kinds of stories, read on anyways and I promise you'll find at least something to interest you. Anyways, this is all about the random stu...
Me: HEEEEELLLLLO HELLO HELLO HELLO! MA FRIENDS FOLLOWERS WATTPADERRRRS!! MA PEOPLE!!
WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
Now see here,
If AI were ZE VILLAIN, I would have TOTALLY ROCKED THE BOOKS AND ZE MOVIES!!
For exaaaampllllllllllle....
Dear old Voldemort,ahhh...He could have killed Harry potter about 10 thousand times if it weren't for...
STALLING
IMPROVISING
BAD PLANS
STUPID FOLLOWERS
AND....
MALE STUPIDNESS IN GENERAL!(male VILLAIN stupidness, of course, normal males aren't that stupid.)
Here are two points
Voldemort could have killed harry had he not stalled by having a dramatic reborn and frickin INTRODUCING ALL HIS DEATH EATERS TO HARRY!!
WHO DOES THAT!?
HE IS LITERALLY TELLING HIM ALL DA SECRETS AND STUFF!
WHY DO VILLAINS TELL D VICTIMS THEIR EVIL PLANS!??
If it had been me, I'd be like
Me is Voldemort: *Is reborn*
I'm Voldemort.
Die.
*Takes out wand and kills harry*
End of story.
OH, and the name of the book would have been:
Voldemort is Me and the day he finally stopped stalling and killed harry for once adn for all.
Harry would have also been dead in the second book, chamber of secrets, but screw that.
That was tom riddle, and he was a boy, so that made him a bit more stupid, so that was...well, off the point.
My second point,
Voldemort could have killed Harry in the goblet of fire if he hadn't given him his wand.
He be like
Voldemort: But today....I will show that I can beat the legendary harry potter.
etc etc, and stuff like that. Then
Here's ur wand*gives wand*
Les see if u can duel adn stuff
*Releases Harry*
And then
Me: reading the book and/or watching the movie
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...or just take Voldycake's place and kill Harry myself
>:)
What I would have done:
Me:
*is reborn*
(let's say i make the mistake of introducing the death eaters...okay, okay)
Sup harry.
Since u are already half dead, I'll just do teh crucio curse and then kill u
*does cruccio curse*
Now die.
*Kills harry*
That would have been the end of the story.
Also, I don't understand WHY THE HECK DOES VOLDEMORT NEED TO KILL HARRY?!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HIM!!??
I mean, ok, i understand
oohhhh revenge...ohhhh I can prove im better.... and stuff
But, seriously
JUST KILL HIM ALREADY!!
I MEAN, WHY WHY WHYYYY DO YOU STOP OTHER PEOPLE FROM KILLING HIM JUST SO YOU CAN KILL HIM INSTEADDDD!!!
I KNOW THE PROPHECY SAID THAT NONE CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES AND SHIZ, BUT WHAT, DOES THAT MEAN THAT A PROTECTIVE SHIELD WILL COME UP WHEN SOMEONE ELSE TRIES TO KILL HARRY?! BECAUSE THAT HASN'T HAPPENED. AND I'D BE WILLING TO PUT IT TO THE TEST.
WANNA GO?
But fine, J.K. Rowling, we luv u and i understand that if you hadn't made voldemort a stupid person, there would be no more cool books, so i respect htat....
