The Weird Wacky Random stuff that goes on in my Head!!

Ughhhhhh

I almost died seeing this

but this is so me

when I have to go to my aunt's house

and I'm not acting spoiled or brat like or anything

she's just so buthurt and her husband (my uncle) is so crude

and my cousin

my 10 (or 11?) year old cousin

is so

fcking

AGHHH

he's a dck

sorry for the language

plainly said, he just is

and what's annoying is that the only person that even slightly sees how he acts 

is my sister

who is a goody two shoes (not that I'm complaining...much) and doesn't like to 'complain much'

but this cousin is such 

a

fake

I can't even explain

let me number the basics

1. He acts like the typical hot highschool popular jerk - except a) he's not hot - he's round and nerdy looking and, plainly said, ugly* b)he's not in highschool or even a teenager so he doesn't get the 'i'm a hormonal teenager pass' and c) he isn't popular nor does he has any friends because...

2. He is annoying. as. fck. He constantly tries to get on your nerves, doing exactly what triggers you. so for example, I hate it when people comment on a mistake, so of course...

------------------Flashback to a few days ago...--------------------

Me: No, but I think the answer is number 2 (playing this jeopardy game or something)

Dad: No, it's number 3 because *explains reasons too long and boring to include in this EXCITING story*

Me: You're wrong

Dad: Ok, let's see what the answer is

Dad: *is actually correct*

Me: *good natured* All right, all right, I was wrong

Cousin: HA!

Cousin: YOU WERE WRONG!! 

Cousin: *starts laughing hysterically and faker than a rubber elephant passing as a grape*<<<why did I think this was a good comparison...

Me: *laughs with him* IKR, I failed XD

Cousin: HAHAHAHHAHA YOU FAILED SO BAD

Cousin: YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS GAME *laughing 'innocently'*

Me: *strained smile* Yeah...I suck don't I

Cousin: YOU SUCK XDDD HAHAHAHA FAILED

Me: *using every ounce of willpower to try to retain myself from killing him very, very slowly*

-----------END FLASHBACK-----------

So you see, how he's laughing all cutely and stuff (he has a super contagious laugh...when it's not directed meanly at you) but saying the meanest things

Honestly he has the personality of a true Regina George (sorry for the mean girls reference XD)

Also

he does this type of shiz....

---------FLASHBACK TO LAST WEEK-------------------

Me: *is playing a game on the phone while family talks about stuff*

Cousin: *notices*

Cousin: *loudly* Hey Mei why are you on your phone?

Family: *looks my way, no comment, continues talking*

Me: *ignores*

Cousin: *louder and very obvious* HEY MEI, WATCHA DOING ON YOUR PHONE UNDER THE TABLE SO THAT NOBODY SEES WHAT YOUR DOING ON YOUR PHONE?

Fam: *stops-stares*

Dad: Mei, put the phone away

Mom: Be respectful

Me: Sorry , sorry *glares indirectly at cousin*

Cousin: *plays with food innocently*

Dad: Ok honey, just remember what we agreed on when we got you your phone

Me: Yes...

Mom: We'll let it slide, but remember you always say the same thing but you continue doing it

Me: Ok ok I'm sorry

Family: *continues convo*

Me: *closes app and starts to turn off phone*

Cousin: *loudly again* MEI WHY ARE YOU HIDING YOUR PHONE AGAIN, WHATCHA PLAYIN'

Mom: *glares*

Dad: *rolls eyes in annoyance*

Me: I was just turning it off!

Mom: Uh-huh

Dad: Right. Give me the phone

Me: I was seriously just-

Dad: Phone, now *death glare-which is actually pretty terrifying*

Me: *hands over phone*

Cousin: *plays innocently with spoon*

Me: *eye twitches*

Cousin: *plays innocently with fork*

Me: *eye twitches*

Cousin: *plays innocently with a knife*

Me: *thinking of ways to murder someone with eating utensils*

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Literally happened last week.

God I just...

I can't.

even.

Eustace understands XD

IN THE COMMENTS TELL ME IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A RELATIVE WHO JUST MAKES YOU FURIOUS. NOT EVEN ANNOYED. JUST RIP-YOUR-HAIR-OUT-PIECE-BY-PIECE-WHILE-BEING-CONSISTENTLY STABBED-IN-THE-EYE-WITH-BLUNT-SCISSORS FURIOUS. 

TOODLES

(idk why i said that. 

wtf

toodles...

rhymes with noodles

and kapoodles

and poodles

and toodles

wait i said that already)

gbye! :*