The most stupid crappy day

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( I'm posting this a little late, so this event is being told from...monday or last  friday I think?)

So we are right now in Language arts and our fab teacher is telling us about her horrid, no good day.

It's worse than a tale of unfortunate events...

I am recording it right now.

I swear that everything here is written word for word.

literally.

This is our class today.

Get ready for...


THE MOST STRESSFUL STUPID IDIOTIC DUMB NO GOOD HORRID TERRIBLE DISGUSTINGLY CRAPPY DAY!

Class: *Working* 

Teacher: OK GUYS I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING

Me: Wait, what?

Teacher: Ok look, I just want to let something go. I have had the stupidest and stressful day. 

Guy: Oh yes! Ms.!! tell us!

(oh wait, I just changed someone's name here. His name isn't SBH anymore cuz he's not as bad as before...kind of...now his name is NSBH because: Not so Stupid Boy i Hate)

Me: Yeah story! Omg, ms., you should totally get a rant book on wattpad

unicorn_with_a_pen(she is in my class): OMG yuush rant book!

Caleo4Ever365(is also in my class): Oh yeaaah!

Teacher: Ok, but, look.  I don't mean to insult the people from this country here, but HOW STUPID CAN ONE COUNTRY BE?

unicorn_with_a_pen: Welcome to our country!

Me: Gee thanks

Guy from this country: *gets up and walks towards the door* Goodbye

Me: You know what? Good idea *Starts to get up*

Teacher: No, wait wait. Just listen to me and tell me this wasn't a stupid day

CB: Guys be quiet I wanna hear!

Annabeth_4_ever(is also in my class): Yeah guys!

Teacher: All right, so this is what happened.

CD(computer dude guy, remember? The one who is all MLG pro with computers?): Yay storytime!

Teacher: No, just stay in your seats, we have to continue as soon as I finish

Me: Has anyone noticed that we are still waiting to start? 

Teacher: Ok so look

Teacher: Last saturday, I was running around to FOUR law offices to get them to review ONE SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER so I could go somewhere

Me: *whistles* Woah

Class: *looks at me* just shut up

Me: *glares* ok continue jeez

Teacher:  I mean, lawyers should KNOW what to do when they are given a piece of paper, right? I mean, it's their JOB

Teacher: So then, after going through all of that, I had to go to ANOTHER place to turn in that paper, and the STUPID lady said *in a fake sweet voice * "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't take documents on mondays" 

Teacher: And then I asked her if that was some law somewhere else, and the lady said yes, so-

unicorn_with_a_pen: you called that place to ask if they also had that law

Teacher: Yep.

Teacher: And they didn't. So I GO over to the lady and say "No it isn't a law" but the lady just kept on with HER BUSINESS because she was TOO LAZY TO HELP ME...I mean, what does it take for me to be able to TURN IN A DOCUMENT!?

Me:  true

Teacher: And then I had to GO back to my house and try to book a flight to Galapagos because that's what the paper's were for-

Me: Ms. ______ this is just sad

Teacher: I KNOW, but anyways, then it turns out my credit card didn't work for that plane site, so I tried another one, and my internet failed because Claro doesn't know how to HANDLE THE INTERNET

Teacher: So I LITERALLY WALK TO THE SCHOOL (she lives in the same neighborhood in which our school is located) AND SIT OUTSIDE THE DOORS USING THE SCHOOL'S INTERNET TO TRY AND BOOK A PASS TO A WELL DESERVED VACATION!

Me: *claps awkwardly into silence since no one follows in pursuit* You should definitely have a rant book






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