imagines // boondocks .

vibe // riley ✩

i was currently in the car with riley driving with no destination it was about 9pm.

i loved late night drives , this became an weekly thing

"good days on my mind-" i singalong until i get interrupted

"turn this gay ass shit off." he spoke turning the music off

i rolled my eyes and sighed "not everything is gay-"

"you are." he says looking out to the road

i shake my head "i'm bisexual not gay, there's a difference."

"i don't know.. you seem pretty gay to me."

"you know what- you're right i am happy."

he chuckles and shakes his head

"ha i'm so funny." i say throwing my hands up and letting them fall on their own

"funny looking.." he says turning onto a unfamiliar street

"okay , you know what i dislike you." i say hitting his arm

he shrugs "and... i don't care"

"man.. where the frick are we?" i ask and he finally turns to look at me

"uhh.." he turns away avoiding my question

"boy answer my question, cause i will frick you up." i say pretending to punch out in front of me

"you don't curse?" he says parking the car in the unfamiliar street

"nope , i'm a good child." i says pretending to put sunglasses on and lean back into my seat

"say fuck." he says turning to face me

"What part of I do not curse you don't understand?"

"at least say damn , it's not even a bad word"

"riley shut up PLEASE."

he shakes his head "you're a bad girl."

i shoot my head toward him "what." my expression looked exactly like this '😀'

"wait no, i didn't mean it like that, i was just saying because you said you were a good child and-"

"why are you talking so much.." i ask

he stopped and stared at me "i'll be back" he gets out of the car and shuts the door behind him

so he just left me great , i don't even know where we are he had the audacity to leave me

i shuffle around in the seat waiting for him to come back

i look around and start touching random things , i open the top mirrors and a red durag falls out

"why does he have so many durags everywhere.." i say to myself placing the durag on my head and tying it in front

i climb to the drivers seat immediately feeling the warmth he left behind

i put my hands on the steering wheel

"GAH DANG MOVE OVER!" i say pretending to take dramatic turns

"dang bih , now yo booty finna get ran over." i pretend to press the gas hard

"oh dang there go the popo! skrrrrt!"
i imagined myself in a speed chase

"dang , that's was one heck of a ride let's do that again billy." i look over at the passenger seat

"dang billy dead.. RIP BILL, BILL" i put my head on the steering wheel pretending to be sad

i then bust out laughing and climb back to the passengers seat

i open up the glove department and a gun falls out , i scream scared it was gonna go off but it didn't

i look around before i grab the gun , i smile to my self and hold it out in front of me

"give me yo money mother flipper!" as soon as i said that i shook my head

"how am i supposed to rob people when i don't even curse"

i then pretend to shoot out in front of me "pew pew pew! yeahhh don't mess with me." i say slapping my chest twice

"ouch.." i say now rubbing it

just then i could see riley running back to the car i quickly try to put the gun back but the department wouldn't close

"shoot , shoot, shoot." i quickly place my foot over it so it would seem like it's closed

he jumps into the car , quickly putting his keys in he then starts speeding off

"what's wrong?" i ask and he slowly turns his head my way

"why the hell do you have my durag on?"

well frick