imagines // boondocks .

pressha / jazmine & riley

male y/n
i spray myself with cologne , i smile as i look myself in the mirror "i look too good to have no girlfriend" i speak to myself

i pick out my hair and realized i needed a new cut , i look at my arms and flexed a little "all that working out starting to pay off" i smirk to myself

i turn my arms around to see a patch on my right arm that wasn't covered in tattoos like the rest "i should fill that in with something.." i shrug putting on a white wife beater with grey sweatpants i added a chain and a watch along with it

"hurry yo ugly ass up!" i hear riley yell from my living room

i grunt as i peek my head out the bathroom door "bitch shut the fuck up you in my house and decided to come here just to wait for me!" i roll my eyes stepping back into the bathroom

i grab my sponge , and began rubbing my hair with it in circular motions , riley then steps inside the bathroom glaring at the side of my head , he had to look up since i was a little taller than him"i know you ain't call me no bitch."

"bro get yo gay ass out the bathroom nigga." i spat causing him to raise an eyebrow

"hell nah , im anything but gay ..  get more bitches than yo dumbass."

"you keep saying that and yet to prove that shit, im sure i get way more bitches than yo ugly ass had the same nappy ass braids in for half the year." i retort laughing at myself

"bro you lame as hell.. yo ass cant even pull jazmine, simplest of the simple my nigga."

"on what you think i can't pull her , bro watch when i see her come on." he follows me out the bathroom and out the house

two chairs sat outside my house near the gate , me and riley's usual hang out spot.
i sat down taking out my phone , having riley sit next to me

"i doubt it is all ima say, you have no game whatsoever.. every girl i seen u talk to ain't last more than a month" riley mumbles

"nah cause who trynna keep a female that long , and it's always because i get caught up if i wanted to best believe i could bro" i tell him shaking my head

him denying my abilities to pull and keep a girl started to anger me , who does this nigga think i am .. huey?

"real talk, if you pull jazmine i'll give you.. 60 dollars." he says smiling mischievously

we hear footsteps walking by causing both of us to look up , a girl with an high ponytail and lashes passed us .. she had on a tight red dress with red jordan's to match

me and riley look at eachother and smirk , we both quickly stand up at the same time , he steps in front of my leg so i push him causing him to trip and bump into the gate , i chuckle as i make my way over to the girl first

"aye ayee , slow down ma." i say and she slowly turns around to face me she looks me up and down with no expression

"you want something or..?" she replies giving me an attitude

"yeah you." i say now walking beside her

"boy please." she chuckles waving me off

i sigh "i'm deadass , what's your name?"

she smirks at me "i'm laila."

"i'm y/n" i smile and hold my hand out she hesitated but shook it anyway

"where you headed off to?"

"i'm finna go to this restaurant to eat it's down the street right there" she spoke pointing ahead

"aww , you already got a nigga taking you out huh?" i joke

she smiles and shakes her head "nah nah i'm going by myself"

"word? you too pretty for that ma , let me join you."

"is you gon pay for yourself..?" she eyes me

i look down at my phone and text riley the signal to call me

"hell yeah , you must be used to them broke niggas."

she smiles .. soon bursting into laughter "you a lil funny"

"a lil? baby i'm hysterical." just then riley calls my phone "oh shit , hollon" i pretend to answer the call "yo ... for real? damn.. aight i'm on my way"

"change of plans ma, i got to do something , how about you put yo number in my phone and i can really take you out.. something special just for you"

might take her to the same place i take every other female

she smiles and nods , i hand her my phone and watch as she inserts her number. she gives me back my phone smirking"bye y/n"
she says walking off

i smile to myself knowing i bagged another female as always

my phone starts ringing once again , it was riley i told him to never call twice i roll my eyes answering the call

"what nigga"

"may fucking day nigga come back right now."

i quickly hang up running back to my house to see jazmine outside of the gate and riley forcing her out

"yo? what's going on bruh." i groan

"omg y/n have you seen huey!?" jazmine yelled

"nah i ain't seen that nigga why what's up?"i question walking up to her

she looks up at me and sighs "he told me he would meet me here but riley isn't letting me in."

"why the fuck would he meet you he-" i look over at riley and he quickly looks away from my gaze

"this dumbass nigga.." if he think ima take advantage of her he got me all the way fucked up

"he ain't finna come here , go back home girl." i say as i stare at the side of riley's head

"he's not..?" she mumbles as she walks away from the gate

i push riley up against the gate "what the fuck were you trying to do nigga."

"chill chill , i wasn't trynna do anything you just told me that when you see her you'll get her"

i let him go with a shove "don't do no shit like that without my permission."