imagines // boondocks .

Don't be stupid // Huey

I pace around the living room trying to figure out if i'm going to be a 70 year old virgin..

it was really stressing me out , but it shouldn't i know it shouldn't.. if huey could hear my thoughts he would call me the stupidest person ever

"You good?" i turn around to see riley walking in from playing basketball

"yeah i'm fine.. just thinking." i say stopping in my tracks

"aight..okay" he look like he was going to say something but he shrugged walking away

I take a deep breath before walking upstairs to hueys room

I open his door to seen him , reading a book in his bed with nothing but his gray sweatpants

"Hueyyy?"

he looks up at me and nods his head , slightly moving up on his bed frame to sit up

"listen.." i walk over to his bed and sit down

"soo uh.. could you take my virginity?" i look over at him and he raises his eyesbrow

"you see what's in my hand." i look down at his book and nod

"what is it..?"

"a book..?" i say confused on why he was asking me that

"read one." he says opening his book back up

i roll my eyes "but huey i don't want to die a virgin!" i say whining

"you're not going to die a virgin , calm down."

"how do you expect me to calm down when i could be 70 knowing i never got that pipe."

he runs his hand over his face stopping and grabbing the bridge of his nose in annoyance

"Later, i'm reading.." he says scanning over the pages again

i smack my lip and stand up heading for the door "it's fine i'll ask riley." i tell him

in a blink of an eye , he picks me up and places me on the bed

"you know how riley is.. he won't even care for you after."

"seems like the only option to me." i say smirking

"alright, alright fine y/n i'll do it.."

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i forgot about this request, but here it is