Secret "boyfriend"

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Inspiration: Friends: Chandler and Monica
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Ron: soo Y/n have you heard about Hermione's secret boyfriend

You: uhh y-yeah sh-she might've m-mentioned him

Harry: so Hermione when are we gonna meet this uh new secret 6th year

Hermione: s-he, he's really shy, I-I don't think sh-he's up to meeting everyone yet

You: y-yeah I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet

Ron: I don't care!

Harry: I wanna meet this guy

Ron: who's the best sex she's ever had

You:really?

You: that's what you heard

You: *turns to Hermione and smirks* you said that?

Hermione: I might've said that

*You, Harry and Ron all start laughing*

Hermione: why is that funny?

You: because I'm very happy for him!

You:...and you! Ya lucky dog

Ron: wait y/n do you know who he is

You: U-uh nope no clue, hey Hermione can you help me look for something in our dorm?

Hermione: erm yeah

*in the dorm*

You: so I'm the best sex you've ever had huh?

Hermione: shut up and kiss me

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A/N: hehe short and sweet
Should I post reality of Hogwarts part 6 tonight or nah
Anyways
Hope you enjoyed
Byeeee
-Autumn

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