Ron: hey Y/n if you had to choose Hermione or the sun, what would you pick?
Y/n: if I had to choose her or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal sun of a gun
*y/n points at Hermione* take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.
Ron: Hey Hermione!
*Hermione runs towards Y/n and Ron* what?
Ron: if you had to choose y/n or the sun, what would you pick?
Hermione: well the sun obviously, we wouldn't survive without it, plants and crops wouldn't grow due to there being no photosynthesis, animals that rely on plants would die out and humans that rely on animals and humans that eat plants and vegetables would die out all...approximately in two months.
Y/n: *y/n mumbles* you could live off the damn grass
Hermione: overtime the grass would die out due to there being no sun and grass doesn't fill humans up so either way we'd still be dead
Y/n: GODRIC WOMAN AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE ME
Hermione: No offense y/n, I still love you but when you're hangry it's one of the most scariest things in the world.
Y/n: ...I'm not that bad
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A/n: if you had to choose the person you love or the sun what would you pick?
Ngl I'm hangry atm
Hope you enjoyed
Byeee
-Autumn
Also if this book gets to 100k I might do a face reveal 👀
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