[ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴊᴊᴋ]

thirty seven

Tae:
soooooo
how'd it goooo 😏

what?

Tae:
omg to say you're supposed to be the smart one you're pretty stupid

stfu
ohhhhhhh
you mean the daaate

Tae:
yeeeeeees

tbh I'm surprised you didn't ask Taigi

Tae:
oh I will ask her I just decided to talk to you first

well that's a first

Tae:
go on then
what happened?

well
we had dinner
got drinks
then I took her home

Tae:
just remember anything you don't tell me now I will find out from Taigi

okay fine
she was off her rocker on alcohol and dragged me into bed with her

Tae:
YOU SLEPT WITH HER AND DIDN'T THINK TO LEAD THE CONVERSATION WITH THAT

NO YOU IDIOT
I slept NEXT to her
although I somehow managed to wake up shirtless yet I don't remember taking it off

Tae:
yeah I've noticed you do that a lot...

but anyway
then we both woke up confused until I explained what happened to her
then I said something to annoy her so she climbed on top of me...

Tae:
omg you got a boner didn't you

how is it that obvious that that's what happened?

Tae:
because I know what you're like
you haven't got sum in a while

stfu it's not been that long

Tae:
pfffffff yeah okay
anyway what did she say?

she just kept teasing me about it
and then Jimin kinda sorta walked in...

Tae:
HAHAAAAAA
OMG

it wasn't funny at the time in fact I think he's still pissed at me

Tae:
omg I wish I could've been there

yeah I'm sure you do 😑

Tae:
anyway, glad you had fun boner boy 😙

🖕🖕

Tae:
🙃🙃
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