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Juancock:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hello

Juancock:
I'm so bored :/
And tired

Good to know
I think I'll sleep better tonight knowing that Jungkook thank you :)

Juancock:
I hate how obvious it is when you're being sarcastic -__-

Better being obvious with it rather than people not knowing weather you're being sarcastic or not

Juancock:
Ngl I think I had a brain aneurysm trying to read that
That's how tired I am

Tired from what exactly?
You just said you're bored so you're obviously not doing anything lol

Juancock:
I unintentionally went for a jog this morning that's why

Didn't you say you did all kinds of athletics and sports in school though?
Surely a simple jog hasn't made you that tired lol

Juancock:
Teddy
I'm telling you
Those dogs have some kind of superpower istg
They were so fast

Dogs?
What dogs?

Juancock:
Well I was going for a work this morning and this woman who was walking like 5 dogs at once suddenly tripped over and let them go
Them fuckers went running

So you chased after them?

Juancock:
Well yeah like any decent human being would

Well that was sweet and of you

Juancock:
Turns out she only did it to get my number in the end 😐

Oh damn

Juancock:
I just gave her the dogs and left

I mean at least she got you a free workout?

Juancock:
I pay to go to the god damn gym every morning I don't think I need or want any extra workouts

You go to the gym?

Juancock:
Well yeah where do you think these epic muscles from 😌

Never seen em

Juancock:
Oh you want proof? 😏

Yeah
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No thanks

Juancock:
You sure about that? 👀

Yup

Juancock:
Suit yourself then
But you're missing out 😌

Mhm
Of course I am
Mr cockyyyyyyyyyyy

Juancock:
I'm not being cockyyyyyyyyy
I'm just sayin

Riiiiiiiight 😑

Juancock:
Anyway whatcha up to??

Fuck all lol

Juancock:
Well in that case
Would you maybe wanna call???

What?
Now?

Juancock:
Yeah

Like facetime or just normal call?

Juancock:
Up to you :)

Normal call then

Juancock:
Okay
Wait
So you actually wanna call?

Sure
Why not

Juancock:
Okay :))))

Incoming call from Juancock...
DECLINE/ANSWER

Hellooooooo

Wow
Your voice is...

Hot?
I know right

Not what I was gonna say

It's what you were thinking tho

Well what I was gonna say is that it's different from what I was expecting but you believe what you want

That I will
Your voice is very sweet
Quite soft
Just realized how creepy that sounds...

Yup

I'll stop

Good idea

So anyway
Wow

What?

I dunno
It's just
It feels weird talking to you like this after having always texted you instead

You wanna text instead?

No no
It's just nice to be able to hear you voice for once

I-

"JUNGKOOK!"
oh for fucks sake

Who's that?

Taehyung just stormed into my apartment
The twat didn't even tell me he was coming
I'm gonna have to go
I'm so sorry I had to cut this so short
I'll call you later or something?

Honestly it's fine
And yeah sure

Okay great
Talk to you later
"Who are you talking to?"
Okay bye!

Haha bye...

Call ended