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Tae:
Jeon Jungkook

Kim Taehyung

Tae:
What did we say about keeping secrets from each other 👀

Oh my gooooooooooood
Are you really still going on about that?

Tae:
Eeeeeeeyup

How many times do I have to tell you
I was on the phone to my dad

Tae:
Jungkook I'm not stupid yanno

Not saying you are

Tae:
Well that's what it sounds like
Seen as I know for a fact that you never talk to your dad unless it's completely necessary

And?
What if it was completely necessary?

Tae:
Then you would've told me what it was about which you still haven't done
Why can't you just be honest with me?

Because you don't even know who they are
And you're not supposed to

Tae:
Now you're just confusing me even more

Fine
It was a girl
That's all I'm telling you

Tae:
See?
Was that really so hard?
Wait
It was a girl???

Ngl I'm a bit offended that you find that so hard to believe

Tae:
No I'm not surprised that it's a girl I'm just surprised that you didn't tell me
Usually you'd be practically bragging about it by now

I just knew you'd start asking questions

Tae:
And?
Am I not allowed?

No not really lol

Tae:
Ya see now I'm even more curious

I just
I'm not allowed to tell you who she is
I mean I could tell you her name but that's literally it

Tae:
Go on then

Right
Her names Taigi

Tae:
....

And she's so funny
And kind
And just a great person
She's also so pretty like genuinely I've never seen someone as beautiful as her

Tae:
And I quote "I mean I could tell you her name but that's literally it"

Well it's not like you know anything about her from that other than her name lol

Tae:
And I rest my case

Huh?

Tae:
Well it's not like I ever ask you more than her name and what she looks like
You instantly just became overprotective of her identity and her life story that I never would've asked about in the first place lol

....
Okay so maybe I overreacted just a little bit
Like this much 👌

Tae:
I'd say more like 👉           👈

Shut up
Now you're just over exaggerating

Tae:
Just sayin 🤷‍♂️

😑

Tae:
Anyway
How long you been talking for eh? 👀

2 months I think

Tae:
I'm sorry...
FUCKING WHAT?
2 MONTHS?!
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO THIS GIRL FOR 2 MONTHS?!

That's...what I said

Tae:
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!????

obviously not

Tae:
BUT YOU'RE SHIT AT KEEPING SECRETS

Ouch
No need to come for me like that
That's what she said

Tae:
I'm gonna pretend I didn't just laugh at that because I'm still mad 😤

About what!?

Tae:
THE FACT THAT YOU KEPT A SECRET FROM ME FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS!!

almost 2 months actually

Tae:
STILL

I just
Every time I actually like a girl you tease me about them n shit
And you constantly take the piss which then puts me off a bit

Tae:
Just tell me to stop if you don't want me to then lmao

I do
But then you tell me to stop whining

Tae:
Right
If it really bothers you that much
Then I promise I'll stop alright?

That's all I want

Tae:
IF
You agree to stop keeping secrets from me

Deal

Tae:
Thank you :)

No
Thank you :)