[ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴊᴊᴋ]

fifty

Tae:
you must have some kind of death wish

what are you talking about?

Tae:
and I quote
"my babys fast asleep"
my baby my ass, does she even fucking know you're there?

what?
it's cute

Tae:
yeah because stalker guys always been such a cute aesthetic
did she just fall asleep while you were hanging out or something or have you actually gone mad?

Well I was gonna suprise her but when I went into her house she was asleep

Tae:
omfg
I really hope you're just coked up or some shit rn
and ignoring that
your baby?
really man?
ik you like this girl but try and tone it down a bit
not to mention Jimin will be coming for your ass
and not in the way that some may enjoy depending on their preferences

wtf are you on about now lol?

Tae:
doesn't matter
just tell me you have not seriously snook into this girls house and taken a picture with her sleeping, calling her fucking baby on Instagram?

...
it sounds bad when you put it like that

Tae:
WDYM 'WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT'
WHAT PHRASING COULD I POSSIBLY USE THAT WOULD MAKE THIS SITUATION SEEM GOOD IN ANY WAY
omg you know what
I might just leave Jimin to deal with this one
maybe he can talk some sense into you

but Jimin knows

Tae:
what?
wait
what?
knows about what?

she says hi btw

Tae:
yoyo wtf
wtffffffffffff
WTFFFFFFFFF
WAIT
ARE YOU GUYS?

have been for about a week or so now lol

Tae:
WTF
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME??

tbh I completely forgot

Tae:
omg
what did Jimin say?

he was actually pretty cool with it suprisingly

Tae:
omg
I can't believe you didn't tell me
I feel betrayed
TAIGI DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME
OR JIMIN
what a disgrace 😤
congratulations tho!
Happy for you guys

Well that was quite the change in attitude

Tae:
it's only temporary
I'm still very much angry with you
with both of you

😐
we are sorry tho lmao
we would've told you but everything's just been so chaotic

Tae:
you could've so easily saved yourself from this situation just by telling me you got together like yesterday

but then I'd be lying to you

Tae:
I'd rather you have lied than hurt my feelings 😤
tell Taigi she's not off the hook either
I'm expecting a lengthy apology from her too

I shall pass on the message 👀