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twenty five

Eyo Jungkook guess what

Juancock:
What?

Crocodile wearing crocs

Juancock:
Omg

Bruh

Juancock:

My eyes have been blessed

Juancock:
I love our friendship
The fact that conversations like this just come naturally is amazing

No
The fact that we both just so happen to have that many crocodile pictures is concerning

Juancock:
Correction
Cool 😎
And gator boy is an alligator, not a crocodile 😤

Stfu they're practically the same thing

Juancock:
Actually they have different teeth

You're kidding

Juancock:
I wish I was

They made a whole new fucking species of animal just because their teeth are slightly different

Juancock:
Ikr
When I found out I was like
David Atten-bruh

👈That's him officer
That's the man who made the really bad pun

Juancock:
It was good
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first 😌

I'd shoot myself before I ever thought of anything like that and actually thought it was funny

Juancock:
Common you gotta admit
It was a lil funny

....
A little bit

Juancock:
Thank you

However I'm a woman of my word
So
Gimme the gun

Juancock:

You're the goldfish :)

Thank you Jungkook

Juancock:
You're very much welcome
Now
I've been meaning to ask you something...

The fact that you shooting me is the only time you felt you could transition into this conversation is somewhat worrying to me

Juancock:
No lmao I just thought I should finally ask
Would you maybe wanna meet up on Wednesday or something?

Like in person?

Juancock:
Yeah
Pretend this is the first time we're meeting
I just, I actually want us to be able to talk to each other properly this time and make it a day to remember lol

Of course I'd love to :)

Juancock:
Wait really?

Yeah lmao
Why, were you expecting me to say no?

Juancock:
I
Well no
I
Idk what I was expecting tbh lol
But great, I'm glad you said yes because I've already got everything planned and if you'dve said no I'd be a bit fucked lmao

Oh you've planned something? 😌👀
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be at work

Juancock:
Bold of you to assume that Idk your work days 😌

Touchè
So what do you have planned then? 👀

Juancock:
Well I can't tell you can I bc then that'd just spoil the surprise

Ughhhhh I don't like surprises
Now I'm gonna be thinking about it constantly

Juancock:
That's the plan
And when you think of the date I'll come to mind 😏

Wait did you
Did you just call it a date?

Juancock:
Shit did I?

I mean unless I'm just dyslexic, I'm pretty sure you just called it a date

Juancock:
Fuck😐
Although
It can be if you want it to be😏
Jkjk
...unless 👀

Lmao call it whatever you want
But I gotta get some sleep now bc I got work in the morning
Goodnight Jungkook :)

Juancock:
Night princess :)
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