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forty

Juancock:
hey what happened to you yesterday?
you never messaged me back after that Taehyung dare

sorry lol
I had to do something and completely forgot

Juancock:
what did he say?

he said he likes me back

Juancock:
wait what-

and ngl I actually kinda like him lol
so
we're kind of a thing now 👀

Juancock:
wtf is happening

you're getting pranked the shit out of lol
he saw through me straight away
there was no fooling him

Juancock:
oh thank god

why thank god?
we're you getting jealous for a second? 👀

Juancock:
what?
noo
ofc not 👀

right
whatever you say 😌

Juancock:
tbh I'm surprised he didn't believe you

ik I was kinda surprised too

Juancock:
I swear he's so slow when it comes to most things but next thing you know you mention something to him and he knows all about it

his mind works in wondrous ways
I wonder what It'd be like to go inside his mind

Juancock:
honestly
all you'd see is dogs, ass, stupid shit and random memories he has but doesn't know what for

wow
what a variety

Juancock:
I know
it's very fascinating

and what would I see going into your mind?

Juancock:
you.
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Juancock:
tbh
probably just the same as Taehyung just less stupid lmfao

oh so you're an ass guy 👀

Juancock:
I like big butts and I cannot lie 😌

you other brothers can't deny 😎

Juancock:
that when a girl walks in

with an iddie biddie waist

Juancock:
and a round thing in your face

you get

Juancock:
SPRUNG

I can imagine that being the one song that just repeatedly plays on Taehyung's mind

Juancock:
I wouldn't put it past him
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