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Juancock:
Good morning gorgeous :)

Jungkook?
Is that you?

Juancock:
No this is his kidnapper
Yes it's me

And he's learned how to use sarcasm
I'm speechless 😱

Juancock:
Lmao idk I suddenly just feel really confident

Oh good :)
Thank you for the compliment :))

Juancock:
No problemo malady

Gotta be honest I like confident Jungkook

Juancock:
Oh
You like me eh? 😏

Shut up you know what I mean lol

Juancock:
Hmmmm idk if I do
Care to elaborate? 👀

Juancock:

I actually hate this so much
Why do you always have to have a perfect response for everything 😤

Juancock:
Because I'm cool like that 😎

Mhm of course you are

Juancock:
Glad you agree
Also
Do you happen to be in need of a new lock screen wallpaper?? 👀

Uhh idk lol
Ig?

Juancock
W

ell you're in luck because I have this sexy specimen of a photo you can use 😌

Lmao ah yes
Very sexy Jungkook

Juancock:
Ikr :)

And what makes you think I'll actually use it? 👀

Juancock:
Oh I don't think
I know

Damn
Confident Jungkook really do be up and at em today

Juancock:
I feel like a new man, what can I say 😎

What made you so 'confident' in the first place lol?

Juancock:
Tbh I'm not sure weather it's bc I'm a bit hyper at the minute or I finally decided to man up

Honestly it's weird seeing this side of you
Istg you have three different personalities lmao

Juancock:
The real question is?
Which one do you prefer? 👀

Honestly?
Probably all three mixed into one

Juancock:
Oh really?
Well
I'm sure I can try and make that happen 😌

Oop 😳

Juancock:
Enough of that tho
What art thou up to at 11:43 this morning?

Well sire
Thy is currently getting ready for thy shift at work

Juancock:
I doth see
Just out of one's pure curiosity
Where does thy work? 👀

Thy doth go to work at a 24 hour supermarket called busanjin-gu

Juancock:
Ah I see
Interesting 😏

Okay....?
Anyway I gotta skidaddle so I can continue getting ready
I'll talk to you later

Juancock:
Sounds good
I'll see you soon ;)

You too ig?
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