51: Vicki Vale

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JasonTODD: Okay who the hell is making that noise?

BarbaraG: Yeah I'm hearing it.

Damian.Wayne: I can't sleep. If I don't sleep I'm going to stab someone. And if I stab someone you guys will be MAD at me.

JasonTODD: OF COURSE WE WOULD BE MAD AT YOU.

Damian.Wayne: See? And I don't understand why. I haven't slept in awhile.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Don't worry I have packs of Coffee and Monster drinks. Just in case if coffee runs out I sadly have to use those stupid back up.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Damian it looks like you're going be like me.

Damian.Wayne: Someone quickly punch me so I can pass out and sleep before I become like this person who's saying I would be him.

JasonTODD: CASS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

Cassandra: fine

Cassandra: time for night night

Damian.Wayne: QUICKLY CASS HURRY.

DickGrayson: WHY?

DickGrayson: NO WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO COME AND STOP THIS?

JasonTODD: Well that's because you're Dick. So if you are you then yes.

DickGrayson: Jason you're older than everyone in this room besides me can't you just HELP me?

JasonTODD: But like I don't wanna become boring like you.

DickGrayson: Jason I'm going to put you to work.

JasonTODD: What? I don't have a job besides being red hood. Wait. Are you going make me work at a donut shop?

DickGrayson: Listen everyone Vicki is ONTO us.

Damian.Wayne: Not my problem. I'm just a child who is supposedly going to become a playboy like my father just because of some stupid article that predicts things.

BarbaraG: Well? Is it true?

Damian.Wayne: NO GORDON.

DickGrayson: Damian I think I need to put you in a cookie scout for now.

Damian.Wayne: Yeah no. I'll just go find a model who says yes to my dinner date and then becomes my relationship status until we break up over something so stupid. Then it's time for repeat because I'm lonely like my father.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wow Barbara. The news articles was right. THEY PREDICT IT OMG.

BarbaraG: Huh. Well that just happened.

Damian.Wayne: There's no way I'm working to be a cookie scout. I'm sorry but no way.

JasonTODD: Damian you do realize there's other options right?

DickGrayson: Yes. IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION.

Damian.Wayne: Oh.

Damian.Wayne: I mean that's plan B. I didn't SAY I was. Or WANNA. I just did this to not be a Cookie scout.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Wow you really are missing out. Being a cookie scout is FUN. What's wrong with all of you.

JasonTODD: Yeah no Timmy. I don't know about you guys but I'm running for president.

DickGrayson: Great for games everyone. But seriously let's think.

JasonTODD: Oh Dick. You think I'm JOKING? I'm definitely going to RUN that election.

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