38: Action Figures

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Damian.Wayne: GIVE ME MY ACTION FIGURE TODD.

JasonTODD: nO

Damian.Wayne: SOMEONE HELP ME HE TOOK MY FRICKING ACTION FIGURE.

Stephanie1: What action figure??

JasonTODD: It's a Nightwing one expect I replace it with a red hood one. DAMIAN LOVES IT HAHA

Damian.Wayne: Todd this ISNT funny I want it back this instant.

DickGrayson: Jason why did you take my action figure :(

JasonTODD: Cause Demon spawn took my guns

DickGrayson: You both shouldn't be having weapons DAMIAN.

Damian.Wayne: I didn't do it. TODD GIVE ME MY NIGHTWING BACK NOW.

JasonTODD: Listen how about I give you a Jonathan Kent action figure?

Damian.Wayne: I DONT WANT HIS I WANT NIGHTWING, TODD.

BarbaraG: Seeing Damian acting his age? It was like the Gods above listen to us.

Stephanie1: I want more of this.

DukeThomas: Same.

Damian.Wayne: TODD I ALREADY HAVE YOURS AND EVERYONE ELSE I CANT JUST HAVE TWO TODDS ACTION FIGURES.

JasonTODD: Wait

JasonTODD: YOU HAVE A ACTION FIGURE OF ME?

TimDrakeLoveCoffee: I spit out my tea for this one. You have one of me?

BarbaraG: TEA?

Stephanie1: Ah yes tea. See Tim? Isn't it so calming?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: No.

DukeThomas: Haha they don't have me.

Damian.Wayne: I do it's in my happy meal

DukeThomas: wait what?

DickGrayson: DAMI THATS SO CUTE IS THAT WHY YOU ALWAYS WANT A HAPPY MEAL?!?

Damian.Wayne: Yes Grayson.

JasonTODD: I feel a tear in my eye. He has ONE OF ME??

Damian.Wayne: Of course Todd I always had one of you.

JasonTODD: AHSHWKFKAKFOWOFOOAODLWKFKAJEOOWDKKWKRKER ILELEWKODOWKFNWJRKWKDKWKRKOWOEOWORWOEOEOWKRJWKEKWOEOWOE

DukeThomas: JASON??

Stephanie1: Pretty sure they don't have ones of me.

Damian.Wayne: Actually do. I collect everyone literally here.

Cassandra: felt in my heart.

Stephanie1: this is a rare moment.

BarbaraG: Damian I like this.

Damian.Wayne: I assure you I been having these. They help me cope away from my problems.

DickGrayson: AWWWWW

JasonTODD: I think I'm not feeling hatred for this demon here

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: WOOOHOOOO OUR RIVAVLY IS OVER DAMIAN TURNED GOOD BOY

Damian.Wayne: Well I usually just throw the Redhood action figure everywhere while stomping on it while then throwing Red Robin all over along with redhood because I find them overrated and they suck so of course my rage goes out. I always take care of Nightwing and go to sleep with it along with the others.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: HAHAHA NEVER MIND I ALWAYS HATED YOU

JasonTODD: Yeah I regret having a thought of forgiving the demon. I'm keeping the Nightwing figure.

DukeThomas: I mean it does help him?

JasonTODD: HE DIDNT NEED TO MENTION THAT

Damian.Wayne: Oh yeah there's more then that
but I take care of the Nightwing figure as a "princess" as he is.

DickGrayson: I TAUGHT HIM A TEA PARTY

DickGrayson: ARE YOU DOING TEA PARTIES?!?

Damian.Wayne: I always give you tea. But I stole Drakes coffee to feed his overrated toy some coffee.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I literally can't tell if I should be mad at you for that or not.

Stephanie1: I'm surprised he actually plays with toys.

DukeThomas: Same like he's so mysterious but a soft side.

Damian.Wayne: I DONT HAVE A SOFT SIDE IF YOU DARE ACCUSE ME ILL CUT OFF UR HAND.

DukeThomas: Yeah I still see a soft side of you I can see why Dick adores you.

JasonTODD: WHAT ABOUT MY GUNS?

Damian.Wayne: I use those for your action figure. It really doesn't fit if a RedHood figure doesn't even have weapons.

JasonTODD: Makes sense. Always got to keep my reputation even if IM A ACTION TOY.

Damian.Wayne: As usual during the evenings I would have a battle on who wins. If the other one won then I get to feed it more.

BarbaraG: Still is adorable.

JasonTODD: I really can't argue with that. Alright demon here come get your stupid princess Nightwing.

DukeThomas: I'm actually kind of curious what he does with the others?

Damian.Wayne: Not as worst as Todd's or Drake's action figures.

JasonTODD: You're ALL lucky that you aren't being tormented like me and replacement.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Yeah it seems like we can relate a lot :)

JasonTODD: yes

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Seem to relate a lot.

JasonTODD: Ok kid where are you going with this?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Since we relate a lot I think we should put aside the name "replacement" and call me by my name from now on?

JasonTODD: Pft no "replacement" the only time I be calling your name is when something serious is happening.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Crap :(

DickGrayson: I think the name sounds lovely :3

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm triggered.

Damian.Wayne: Whatever.

DickGrayson: Come on Damian get in the car we get to have MORE HAPPY MEALS.

Damian.Wayne: ON MY WAY.

DukeThomas: I really want to find my action figure in a happy meal.

Cassandra: yes

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