Wife number Four

special chapter

Hey beautiful ladies, gentlemen, and other genders.

This is a special chapter dedicated to Eve_shrestha as a thanks for helping me with my math problem. And if your wondering Ofc all of you can ready it. And this chapter has nothing to do with the story.

This is a ayato×reader fluff UwU

"Hey Ayato Yuri said that she loved the takoyaki I made for her today" Y/N said scrubbing their right leg with soap gently
"What about the takoyaki that I made her?" Ayato asked gently caressing Y/N's left leg
"You made her takoyaki?" Y/N asked scooping up some of the bubbles putting it in Ayato's nose, "Boop"
Ayato giggled and said, "Yah I tried to make her some today and they were very successful"
Y/N looked at Ayato in doubt and said, "Ayato maybe she gave it to Laito and Kanato, I mean you can't really cook well"
"What do you mean I can't cook well. Last I cooked you said it was amazing" Ayato said defensively
Y/N froze up and stuttered, "n-nevermind"
"Your not gonna get away with that. So I'm gonna ask again what do you mean by I can't cook well?" Ayato asked glaring
"Hehe.. I didn't mean that you can't cook well, pfft me saying that you can't cook well is bonkers. I'm just saying that you can't cook takoyaki that well, n-no offense" Y/N said sweat dripping down her forehead
"Only offense taken. Your truly challenges you to a takoyaki making challenge" Ayato said
"No" Y/N deadpanned
"I thought so - WHAT?" Ayato said
"I said no, Last time you cooked, you made a huge mess everywhere. And when I asked you to clean it up you ended up making more mess" Y/N said, "So No"
"If you refuse than I will have Reiji babysit Yuri next time we go out" Ayato threatened
"You wouldn't dare" Y/N said glaring
"Try me" Ayato said glaring back
Y/N knew that Ayato wasn't lying. As much as Y/N wants to refuse she does not want her daughter to be a strict tableware otaku. Y/N gave in and said, "Fine.. you win"
Ayato chuckled smugly
"Now can you scrub my back?" Y/N asked
"Sure babe" Ayato answered

Here they are in the kitchen after their 30 minute bath and alone time.
"One, twwo, thwee!" Yuri counted down, "Swart!"
First Y/N poured 3 cups of japanese stock Dashi, 2 cups of all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 3 eggs eggs, a teaspoon of salt salt, and 2 tablespoons soy sauce into a medium sized bowl. They whisked their batter and then set it aside. Y/N then started to cut up her already cooked octopus she got from the store.

In the middle of cutting Y/N looked over to see Ayato eyeballing every ingredient. Oh dear. Y/N was sweating bricks seeing Ayato pour almost half the can of baking soda.
Y/N did the most logical thing, minded her business.

Ayato looked over at Y/N's batter then his and they looked nothing alike.
Ayato's batter was doughy while Y/N's batter was liquidy. Not that Y/N's natter is right or anything but it seemed to have set Ayato off. He broke the bowl with his batter inside. Oh no.

Y/N slowly turned her head and deathly glared at Ayato.
Ayato... I will give 3 seconds to run" Y/N said
Ayato was shitting rocks at this point be couldn't even move even when Y/N said 3. Y/N started to curse Ayato out in their original language while hitting him with a wooden spoon
"I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU" Ayato said snapping out of his scared daze, trying block the wooden spoon. And then he did the most logical thing ever, he caught the wooden spoon. He was a deadman.
"S-shit Y/N I didn't mean to do that I swe-" Ayato was caught off by a slipper hitting his face
Ayato lost balance and ended throwing knocking over Y/N's takoyaki batter. He just had to make the situation worse
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Y/N said
Ayato covered his eyes when he saw Y/N above his head staring menacingly at him with a wisk in her hand. And then everything stopped when they heard laughing.

Both Ayato and Y/N both turned their heads to see there one year old daughter laughing as her parents got at each others throats. What an amazing child. Ayato and Y/N then turned to each other and started to laugh.
"We made such a mess" Y/N said
"Yeah we sure did, I didn't expect that we would have a audience" Ayato said
"Yeah neither did I, what should we do?" Y/N said staring mischievously at her daughter
"Uh oh" Yuri said before waddling off as fast her little feet can take her
"I'm coming to catch you!" Ayato said go after Yuri
Y/N giggled and looked around her to see the mess that they caused.
"I should start cleaning, If Ayato starts cleaning then we will never get anything done." Y/N said
"Come on let's go get mommy now!" Ayato said

Ayato then came running in with Yuri on his neck.
"Y/N you better start running before the monster comes get you" Ayato warned
"Wait wait what omg wait Ayato I gotta clean!" Y/N said running off knowing if they stayed they would get tickled to death.

The mansion was filled with laughter and happiness that day.