Forgetfulness Take A Shower!

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Trevor: *smells something not pleasant* What is that awful stench?

Me: *smells it too* I smell it, too.

themysticalqueen: So do I. *smells it too*

Trevor: Did someone not shower for days? I know, it's not me. I showered this morning.

Me: I did, too.

themysticalqueen: As did I.

Forgetfulness: Um......

Trevor: F, when was the last time you took a shower?

Forgetfulness: Uh.....

Trevor: I asked you a question. When was the last time you took a shower?

Forgetfulness: *doesn't answer*

Trevor: F, just answer the question!

Forgetfulness: Last week.

Trevor: Last week? Is that the reason why we are smelling this horrible stench?

Forgetfulness: Yes.

Me: Ew!!! Get away from us!

themysticalqueen: Dude, until you can present yourself as part of the human race, take a shower! *covering her nose*

Forgetfulness: I'm sorry, guys.

Trevor: Take a shower, right now! Use a lot of soap! Go home, right this minute! And, don't come back, when you smell better!

Forgetfulness: *leaves to go home and shower*

Trevor: This stench is just awful! *opens the windows, and uses air freshener*




This story was written on Friday, March 12th, 2021.

A/N F, you idiot! It's all about good hygiene! Can't believe you went through an entire week, without showering! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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