Diane Will Never A Cool Dude Like Me

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Diane: Babe?

Me: What is it?

Diane: I just want you to know, that you're a cool dude, and I will never ignore you! I'll always say hi to you, when I see you!

Me: Thanks, babe!

Diane: Of course! And, just because I have a birthday this month, doesn't mean I am better than you. Don't know why Aaron would say such a thing. I hate him, with every fiber of my being.

Me: He said that people that have birthdays in April, are way better than me, cause I have a birthday in May?

Diane: Yup. Just a bunch of nonsense.

Me: Yeah, Aaron is a jerk.

EstherLehcar: Who is this Aaron you speak of?

Diane: Some jerk, that thinks he's better than everyone else.

EstherLehcar: I gotta keep my eye on him. How old is he?

Diane: 41. He was born in 1980.

EstherLehcar: Duly noted.

Me: He is the same age as Jessica Simpson, Christina Ricci, and Kim Kardashian, who were also born in 1980.

Diane: Don't forget Macaulay Culkin!

Me: Right, from the Home Alone movies!

EstherLehcar: Aaron shall not cross my path!




This story was written on Thursday, April 1st, 2021. (April Fool's Day)

A/N Diane is a sweet person! She cares about me a whole lot! ❤❤❤❤ Aaron on the other hand, is a jerk! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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