Question- Hey mare, when will you ever stop doing these!!?
Answer- I'll stop doing these when fanfics stop being annoying B)
So what I'm getting at is that I'll never stop doing them
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31) Every girl is "feisty"
"Hey Tiffany, wanna go back to my place and do dirty things together ;)))." Harry suggested, pointing to his massive dong.
"No." Tiffany responded.
"Oh we got a feisty one ;)))"
"What I'm literally not feisty I just don't want to have sex with you."
"I love feisty girls ;)))" harry continued, his dong pulsating with desire
IM LAYGHINh
32) When the author casually adds bands they like into the story
I walked into my room and looked at the collection of posters hanging on the wall including The Arctic Monkeys, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, and Fall out Boy. While observing the posters I rumbled through some band t-shirts (the 1975, Sleeping with sirens, and the Wiggles to be exact) and decide to go with one of my 57 nirvana shirts because they are my all time favorite band in history and their songs "smells like spiritual teams." And "heart-shaped cocks" are my favorite.
33) Sarah (main girl) always gets her best friends crush
I feel bad for whoever is assigned to be Sarah's best friend BC in like 97% of fanfics, if the best friend has a crush on a boy, U best believe crush boy is gonna like the main girl and not the best friend
Like poor best friend, she just wants Nialls Irish dick but the little leprechaun is too focused on getting Sarah's booty
34) When the characters only read classic books
I don't think the characters ever pick up a book that was written in the twentieth century unless it's TFIOS
Like ok some classic books are ok and great but ppl always seem to think they're high and mighty bc they have read To Kill a Mockingjay!!!
I'm sorry I'm not even funny and yes I do realize it is actually mockingbird pls don't attack me with harsh words
35) the bi-polar double standard
Boy- *throws lamp across the room* *punches mirror* *smashes laptop* *kicks hole through wall*
*ten mins later*
Boy- *exclaims love* *prances through roses* *makes 5- course meal* *reads books to the elderly*
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Main girl- i love you
*1 week later*
Main girl- im not sure if we should be together
Boy- whAAatT???? MAkE Up yoUR minD!!! YoURE sOoOoO bi-poLaR!!!-
36) I literally see this scene in EVERY fanfic, it needs to stop
Timmy's breathing began to pick up as he ran his hands through cosmos beautiful green locks.
"Are you sure this is okay?" He asked Cosmo, gazing into his orbs "isn't this against Da Rules?"
"It doesn't matter, I don't wanna go to skool I just wanna break the rules." Cosmo replied, not wanting to ruin the moment "now let me show you my second magic wand (;;;;"
Right as Cosmo reached for his member, a plump man with a tall white hat bursted through the window into timmys bedroom
"I'm Doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome," He explained. "and I'm here to show you my dimmadick"
(12/1/16 update- ^ this paragraph is literally still probably my favorite part of this entire book. DIMMADICK.)
Mare, destroying childhoods, one show at a time
I FELT LIKE I DEFINITELY NEEDED A FUNNY RANT AFTER THAT INTENSE 50 SHADES ONE
I hope you guys enjoyed it prty pls comment and vote ilySM and thank you for 60k reads!
-Mare :)xx
