I was bored at 2 am last night so what a better thing to do than rant about the shit that happens when your entire family gets together ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-Theres that awkward talk with that uncle you have nothing in common with
Am I doing well in school uncle David? Haha of course I am haha
Hahahahaha hahahaha
Haha
-Political arguments break out
If ur American and u think you're about to get through a dinner without the current political election being brought up- you are sadly mistaken. After 1 full glass of red wine you better bet your toosh that aunt Linda can't help but admit that she doesn't think Trump is "that bad"' while the family was just trying to enjoy their small talk about the weather.
Of course this encourages uncle Bob to agree that not only is trump not that bad, but the only possible nominee for this election.
This causes your aunt Janet to sigh as she stays out of it, trying to hold back, not wanting to fight about how Hillary owns her heart.
Next thing you know, cousin Amanda is setting fire to the dinner table. "Feel the bern " she whispers
You begin to regret making your upgrade from the kids table
-Grandpa says something racist
Grandpa, despite you saying you're "not racist", commenting about your distaste for this "new wave" of interracial relationships and "crazy unnecessary" movement for civil rights is in fact, racist
Yes, we all know one of your college friends was black. Of course this means it's impossible for you to be racist
-Grandpa passes out for a lil sitting on the couch
Being racist and bitter all the time is a hard job. You gotta get in those power naps
-Your aunt carol is throwing some lowkey shade at your mom/ her other sisters.
Yes aunt carol! It is odd that your son Timmy applied to the same schools as aunt Janet's daughter but got into 3 more than her! So odd!
No aunt Carol, Aunt Janet wasn't trying to go for the whole "just woke up" look with her hair
-You get some nice time with grandma and she gives you some nice comments/advice
Thanks grandma! I'm really glad this shirt I'm
wearing actually looks better with my recent weight gain, I hadn't even noticed!
Haha you're right maybe if I chilled with the eyeliner I might have a boyfriend! I really appreciate the advice.
Yeah I know my skirt is a little wrinkled. You're completely right I better learn to iron right before I become a house wife and serve my husband!!!!! :)
-*brief awkward silence*
-comments about the younger generation
*goes on phone for 1 second*
Uncle David- man this generation and their cell phones!
Aunt Janet- they're all gonna be brain dead by the time they're 30!
Grandpa- yeah! and the gays and the Hispanics-- they're ruining everything too!
Everyone- no grandpa, go back to sleep
-Mare :)xx
I got to work at my camp for Memorial Day weekend and wow it felt so good to be home and around cute English boys :,)
I only have like 3 weeks of high school left how weird is that what the heck I'm almost in college???
I'm super excited bc high school was not the greatest experience for me but at the same time what the heck my childhood is officially like not a thing anymore?????
Lmao I'm kinda having a crisis but it's fine!!!
