This isn't supposed to be insulting to their songs, so don't get butthurt. I would literally cut off my leg and eat it if I got to lick any of the guys from these bands so
Welcome to- "Stupid" 5sos and 1D lyrics
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-"We don't have to go home right now"
my mom told me to be home by 8:30 is this a fucking game to you
-"Maybe you're fireproof"
Wanna test that out?
-"Couple billion in the whole wide world"
'A couple' is 2
2 billion people
There are 7 billion people in the world
This is what happens when you drop out of school for a boy band
-"My heart wants to come home"
"HOLY BUTT FUCK WHY DID YOU JUST RIP OUT MY HEART?!!!!??!?!?" Luke screamed at Calum and fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Woah, calm the FUK down. I'm sending ur heart home just like u wanted. u would think u would be more grateful of me doing this for you, you ungrateful chode- Luke? Lol you can get off the ground now. Shit u got blood on the carpet, you're gonna have to pay me for that."
Calvin took off Luke's shoe and put the heart in it
"Haha i heart shoe." Calcium giggled to himself
-"Hey, it's alright, if it makes you feel alive"
"Melissa! What are you doing with LSD??!!?!!"
"Calm ur fukin tits, mom. One direction said its alright if it makes me feel alive so FUK off."
"Melissa, you're 10."
-"I wanna see the way you move for me, baby"
"Zayn please put the new born baby down- what do you mean you want to see the way she "moves for you"? Please step away from my child."
-"If it feels right it can't be wrong"
How abOUT MURDER
-"cos we're on fire."
I thought you were fireproof you little shit
-"My anaconda don't"
wrong song, sorry
"I HEART SHOE" IM PISSING MYSELF WHO AM I
Anyway, Comment and Vote if you're still the coolest cats in all the land.
