16) "Harry ripped of my jeans."
I spent 50 fucking dollars on those skinny jeans. Do you realize how hard it is to find skinny jeans that fit perfectly? You better slide my fucking jeans down as carefully as possible and fold them before you come anywhere near me fucking bye.
I also don't get this when its harry getting his jeans ripped off bc his jeans are so tight im pretty sure you would need a machete and a good amount of butter to get him out of his jeans
17) The girl either over reacts or under reacts about everything
It's either:
"Jessica, your mother is dead."
"aw that's a shame."
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I was ignoring cavin so he took my phone and threw it into the toilet before stabbing me in the eye.
"That wasn't very nice, calvin."
"my names calum"
"what"
OR
When I walked into his house I saw Harry hugging a random girl. I can't believe this. We have been dating for almost 2 weeks now, how could he do this to me???!!!!!
"HAROLD!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FAITHFUL!!!!!"
"that's my sister. My full name isn't even Harold"
"IT'S EITHER ME OR YOUR SISTER, HAROLD."
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"I'm sorry sir, we are out of cheese, is a normal hamburger ok?"
Without a second thought Harry takes out a gun and shoots the waitress, leaning down next to her ear before she takes her last dying breath.
"Does this answer your fucking question?"
(12/1/16 update- HAHAHAH IM READING THROUGH MY OLD RANTS AND SOME SHIT IS CRINGY AS HELL BUT I DEAD ASS LAUGHED AT ^ THIS SHIT FOR 5 MINS GTG)
18) The only thing they do when they're together is watch movies
Literally i don't know if they ever actually have conversations, all they do is watch movies, no matter what situation.
"Louis, my dog just died."
"Oh uh...this is awkward... um wanna watch a movie?...maybe marley and me? ok ok I guess no marley and me, jut please put the knife down, Kylie"
...
"So is that also going to be a no on All dogs go to Heaven or-"
R.I.P Louis Tomlinson 1991-2014
19) The bad boyfriend...before the bad boy boyfriend
Ok so In a lot of fanfics there is always the "filler boyfriend". Basically, He is the boy the main girl is dating while she falling in love with bad boy zayn. I guess since the authors can't think of a way to justify the fact that bad boy zayn and Mia are doing the frick frack behind Nice boy Niall's back, they have to make him a total asshole
Like the boyfriend has to be plotting some evil shit against his girlfriend
I don't get why you can't just break up for the reason of not liking him anymore, instead of breaking up with him because he was apparently planning to murder your entire family while fucking 6 other girls at the same time.
I was bored so decided to make another one of these bc I like them
SRY if you hate them
Btw, I'm going to post the Q&A answers tomorrow so if you have any more questions make sure you ask them soon on the Q&A page :)
Also, thanks for 3k reads! I know a lot of you guys are ghost readers bc i only have like 11 people commenting/voting even though I been averaging like 50+ reads a chapter, so it would be gucci if you voted/commented to show you enjoy the bookkkk
Kk I love you guys byeeee
-Mare :) xx
