OK BUT BEFORE I START THE RANT, LOOK AT THIS SELFIE THAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK COOL IF I MIRRORED IT, BUT MADE MY ARM LOOK LIKE A WEIRD BENT SAUSAGE CHODE WITH FINGERS COMING OUT OF IT HAHAHAAH
This was requested, and it's basically a rant about things I have noticed a lot of boys do?????? Some of things i like, some i don't get, and some make me want to stay away from the male gender all the time????
This is generalizing. don't come at me with that "not all boys are like that" shit or I'll vomit in ur mouth.
-They play their loud ass shitty rap way too loud
In my highschool seniors can drive in and whenever I get a ride home from
one of my friends, there's that asshole group of dudes blaring their rap music and sitting on the hood of the car acting like they are the freshest piece of shit to drop from harry styles' asshole
i h8 when they play it in the hallways too like son go by some headphones no1 likes ur music
-They do the stretch thing when their shirt comes up so u see their stomACH
this is the hottest thing ever don't fight me on this
especially when they have a happy traIL
at this point i am pretty sure boys so this on purpose bc they know it's hoT
WHEN HARRY DOES IT AND U SEE HIS LEAF TATTOOS SOM1 SEND HELP
I have already referenced harry styles twice in this non-1d related rant. Typical.
-They spit....all the time?????
THIS IS SO NASTY
LIKE BOYS ALWAYS SPIT AT RANDOM FUCKING TIMES ON THE GROUND IDGI
U WEREN'T EVEN RUNNING U WERE JUST SITTING Y
IS SWALLOWING SPIT TOO MUCH LIKE SWALLOWING CUM SO U GOT SPIT IT OUT BC NO HOMO???
-They think it's funny to disrespect teachers?
I h8, no... I h9 those boys who give teachers so much shit
she/ he will just be like "please stop talking" and they'll roll their eyes and huff like assholes.
Boy u r in class to learn just stfu and stop being angry at som1 4 calling U out on being a shitty student
-They act like fuckboys
I ain't got time 4 these hoes
Especially those hoes that R sweet outside of their group, but morph back into a fuckboi as soon as they enter the circle of timberland boots and shitty axe cologne
-When they're nerdy and shy but hot
This isn't really something boys do, buT UGH. These boys r the best like they're so sweet and down to earth, and basically every girl wants to suck the innocence out of their penis but they have no clUE
I'm literally kinda obsessed with this one kid who's in theater. He's hella cute and sweet I just want him to be hapPY BC HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON
Like whatever he's doing rn I hope he's enjoying it bc he deseRVES IT
(Lmao probs masturbating or some shit)
(I feel like I'm getting extra inappropriate in this rant? its probably bc im writing this at 2 am lmao)
-They don't hold the door 4 U
I don't like gender roles, so I'm not saying that U should hold open a door for som1 bc they're a girl, I'm saying U should hold open a door 4 som1 bc they'RE A HUMAN BEING
throughout my years, I've seemed to notice that girls tend to hold the door open 4 me more than dudes??????
Like just be polite and get your head out of your ass and hold the door 4 mE. it's v v attractive when boys do this bc i just kinda expect all boys to be assholes when i have never talked to them, so it's a nice surprise lmao.
-They add "haha" to every text message
When boys text and they want something, sexual usually, they have to add 'haha' after it. probs to make the sexual question less intense
"Do you send nudes haha"
"Do you finger yourself haha"
"Want a dick pic haha"
"Wanna read this Yo Gabba Gabba smut i wrote haha"
"Did you know Dick Cheney made money of the Iraq war haha"
-Mare :) xx
I bet Harry Styles would hold the door 4 me
ALSO S/O TO THE PPL WHO GOT THE DICK CHENEY VINE REFERNCE
When u watch that "Zayn Malik Leaving One Direction Is A Publicity Stunt" video and are more confused about Zayn leaving than ever :)))))))))
i also spent like 4 hours trying on prom dresses and found nothing lmao so that's good.
(^^^^this is such a random A/N i)
WHAT R SOME THINGS U NOTICE THAT A LOT OF BOYS DO??
