I got inspired to do another one of these when i bought a bag of skittles and realized they changed the liME FLAVOR TO GREEN APPLE. U KNO WHAT SKITTLES, COME FIGHT ME I APPRECIATED THE LIME IT WENT WELL WITH EVERYTHING WHEN U TOOK A HAND FULL AT A TIME, BUT THE GREEN APPLE FUCKS ERRYTHING UP
SO HERE IS A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT PULL MY FINGER *fart noise*
- company's that change a product that was already perfectly fine or stop selling a good product
like skitTLES, i hate when food manufacturers (or whateves theyre called) change their recipes that were already good
dONT FIX WHAT AINT BROKE
Like I remember a time when Trix cereal used to be shaped as fruits, not just dumb balls, wHERE DID THAT TIME GO
or when they changed the Apple Jacks recipe hella years ago to have more fiber and the taste sUCKS NOW
AND WHEN THEY STOPPED SELLING THAT OREO CEREAL OR THE FUCKING KINDER EGGS IM MAD
are some of you too young to remember some of these things i will cry am i old
I feel like this doesn't bother other ppl i am alone
-wattpad ppl who think they are freshest piece of shit to drop from beyoncé's ass
user- harryshairybuttplugs
Followers- 103k
Following- 4
GIRL DA FUK U THINK U ARE U THINK U SOME KINDA MASTERPIECE? SOME KIND MONA LISA? U AINT VAN GOING NO WHERE WITH THAT ATTITUDE
But srsly these people don't even seem appreciative of their readers at all
like ok I don't like anna todd bc I despise after, but at least she followed people and responded to ppl she saw making an effort to show their love for her shitty ass stories
BOY U KNOW ITS REAL WHEN MARE COMPLIMENTS ANNA TODD
-Those books that get millions of reads and are #1 in the humor/ random section even though it's just a book full of tumblr text posts
this bothers me SO MUCH. these people make these books like "relatable posts!!!" and just copy and paste a bunch of tumblr posts they stole without any recognition of the tumblr user or the website????
?????
y r these ppl getting 5 million reads stop
-Being done with getting ready a realizing you forgot to play music
30 minutes of a possible self concert, wasted
-When you get really excited about something and someone tells you to chill
THIS URKS ME SO MUCH. LIKE IF I GET EXCITED FOR SOMETHING IM REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT AND YOU TELL ME TO CHILL, ALL THAT PASSION WILL TURN INTO RAGE SO U BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIRY BACK
THE WORST IS WHEN YOU'RE BEING OVER-DRAMATIC TO BE FUNNY BUT SOMEONE IS LIKE "chill" NAH SON U CHILL I WILL PUT U IN A MEAT FREEZER DONT TEST ME
-Tailgaters
People who drive so fucking close to u that if you brake they're basically gonna smash into u
like bUDDY WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE SO FAR UP MY ASS COME ANY CLOSER TO MY CAR AND WE MIGHT AS WELL BE HAVING ANAL
-"he/she is _____ for a _______"
She's pretty for a black girl
He's cool for a gay guy
She's funny for a girl
they're attractive for a fat person
NONONONONONNONONONONONOJHNNONGVSDHSH
-People who take ur stuff but don't let you touch theirs
I KNOW SO MANY OF THESE PPL OK
for example, this girl in my Algebra class ALWAYS asks for my classwork and I always give it 2 her bc idc. But this one night i completely forgot the hw and I asked if she could send me a pic and she said "do it yourself"
BITCH TF IM THE WHOLE REASON UR ASS IS EVEN PASSING THIS CLASS GET OUTTA MY FACE
this happens with makeup too like this girl borrowed my mascara and then when i asked to use hers she said that she didnt like sharing her makeup bc of bacteria???? like dis bitch be going around shitting bacteria on every1 elses makeup but god forBID SOM1 TOUCHES HER MAKEUP.
-Mare :)xx
But guys i bought a cute travel mug that has a light blue holder thing with snow flakes on it and its so cute i thought I would share that with u bc it makes me happy bc im drinking out of it while it's snowing goodbye
does any1 else love mugs im so weird sry
