America: My brain hurts.
England: You don't have a brain. It can't hurt.
America: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
England: Burn the house down.
America: And what did you do?
England: I made dinner.
America:
England:
America:
England: And burnt the house down.
Italy: [gasps] a raven!
Japan:
Japan: ...that's a pigeon.
France: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.
England: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
America, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
America, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
Spain: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Romano: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Japan: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
America: Help, I'm trapped under the tree. The star's tangled in my hair.
Canada: Why were you under the tree?
America:
America: ...because I'm a gift to this world?
"I'm not offended by homosexuality, in the 60's I made love with many women, often outdoor in the mud, in the rain. It's possible that a man slipped in."
– Roman Empire
America: I don't think you get what's happening here. You're locked in a small, windowless room with me one hour after lunch.
Lithuania: Oh,no.
America: Wanna know what I ate? Four Cheese Pizza Double Cheese with a side of Cheesy Fries,Extra Cheese, and a big ol' slice of Cheesecake!
Lithuania: But America... you're lactose intolerant.
America: Yeah. This whole room is a fucking dutchoven.
China: aww, some child drew a funny looking giraffe!
Japan: there aren't any children here.
America, clenching their jaw: it's an alpaca.
Russia: Can you do me a favor?
Belarus: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Russia: Cool. Can you do the dishes?
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World W Academy Talent Show APH
FanfictionPreview: Today was the day. It was the World W Academy talent show. I was so excited. I wanted to show off my amazing skills. My friendly classmates would try for the talent show too. America, Japan, China, Moldova, Canada, Britain, and Sicily. Musi...
