Karlnapity Oneshots !

Karen

TW/CW: racism, fat shaming, homophobia, homophobic slurs, forced vomiting,

The three were getting ready for their weekly big shop, they got dressed in some casual clothes and headed on their way, they arrived at the shop about 10 minutes later

"Karl, you're on frozen foods and baked goods, Alex you're on sweets and snacks and I'll get any cleaning products and toiletries" Sapnap said getting his trolley (shopping cart), they liked to pretend like shopping was some kind of secret mission even if it was a bit embarrassing.

They all headed on their way to the different aisles.

Quackity was looking at the selection of sweets when he heard a voice.

"don't you think you should get a salad instead?" a middle aged woman said to Quackity

"Excuse me?" Quackity said he didn't believe this bitch just said that to him (and in pride month too) he turned to the woman

"I was just saying maybe you should get a salad instead of sweets, it 'looks' like you've eaten enough sweets" The woman said in a bitchy tone, she looked Quackity up and down made a semi-grossed out face and started to walk away

"Where the FUCK do you think you're going bitch, get your dusty ass back here to I can so I can show you what it 'looks' like to get your ass beat" Quackity said extremely irritated

"I- how dare you!" She started to hurry away "god damn immigrants" she said under her breathe

Quackity had turned around to try and calm himself down but when he heard the racist comment he headed after the woman,

"What did you say?" Quackity said trying not to shout

"What? I didn't say anything I don't know what you're talking about" the woman said looking around as if she was innocent

"I'm talking about how you just called me a "god damn immigrant" bitch" Quackity said, he gave up on trying to contain himself this bitch deserves to be yelled at

Karl and Sapnap had bumped into each other an aisle nearby, they recognised Quackity's voice a hurried over

"what's going on?" Karl said walking up behind Quackity Sapnap following

"I am being harassed by this- this criminal" The woman said backing away and acting extremely over dramatic

"Hey! You can't say that shit" Sapnap said stepping in front of his fiancé's

"if his people can come into MY country illegally then I can say whatever the fuck I want" the woman said pointing at Quackity

"Shut your god damn mouth and leave my boyfriend the fuck alone" Sapnap said grabbing their shopping carts and heading down the aisle

"faggots" the woman said as she headed towards the self checkout

The three froze for a moment before deciding to just keep shopping.

On the ride home the car was so silent you could hear a pin drop,

"you ok babe?" Karl asked looking back at quackity who was holding back tears while staring out the car window,

"all good" Quackity whispered

Karl turned back around and sighed,

"don't listen to her, she's a fucking dumbass" Sapnap said looking at Quackity through the rear view mirror

"yeah" Quackity whispered again, he sniffed as tears started rolling down his cheeks.

When they got home Quackity went straight upstairs and flopped onto their bed, he started crying harder, his face shoved into the covers, Karl and Sapnap layed down beside him on the bed,

"Am I fat?" Quackity said looking up momentarily

"What?" Karl asked sitting up

"That woman, she said i should eat a salad because it 'looks' like I've eaten enough sweets" Quackity said

Karl and Sapnap were shocked and couldn't figure out what to say,

"Am I fat? She called me fat, do I look fat?" Quackity said turning onto his back

"N-NO! No babe you're perfect-" Sapnap started

"You hesitated, I'm fat aren't I" Quackity said standing up and turning to face the two boys

(by the way anyone who is "fat" is perfect we love all body types here)

"No babe we're just-, just shocked that happened, you're not fat you're perfect" Karl said standing up and kissing Quackity on the forehead

"And even if you were fat there's nothing wrong with that" Sapnap said also standing up

"What" Quackity said, he sounded heartbroken "th-that's something you say to someone who's fat, I'm fat, oh my god" Quackity pulled away from the two and ran out of the room and downstairs

"Sapnap" Karl said somewhat annoyed

"I was just trying to help-" Sapnap started but Karl had already rushed downstairs

Quackity ran into the bathroom got on his knees in front of the toilet and started shoving his index and middle finger down his throat trying to make himself vomit. He had forgotten to lock the door so Karl just opened it as soon as he realised Quackity was in there.

"ALEX! What are you doing?" Karl yelled shocked, he knelt down beside Quackity and pulled his hand away from his mouth he held onto him while they both cried,

"You know Sapnap sucks at comforting. He never knows what to say" Karl said messing with Quackity's hair "You know he wasn't calling you fat, because you're not"

Quackity nodded.

A/N: I'm gay

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