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SLYTHERIN GANG 🐍

THEODORE IS GAY
WHY'D YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO THEODORE IS GAY?!

blaise is a simp
because you are.

THEODORE IS GAY
I AM NOT

blaise is a simp
yes you are

THEODORE IS GAY
I AM NOT

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR A WEASLEY
lmfaooo. and who changed my name to this?

THEODORE IS GAY
ZABINI DID

blaise is a simp
WHAT! I DID NOT

THEODORE IS GAY
YES YOU DID!?

THEODORE IS GAY
THEN WHO CHANGED MINE?

blaise is a simp
oh well that was me ;) 😏😏😏😏

THEODORE IS GAY
FUCK YOU ZABINI

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR A WEASLEY
CHANGE MY NAME RN

THEODORE IS GAY
nah, everyone knows you simp for ivory.

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR A WEASLEY
NO I AM NOT

THEODORE IS GAY
why do you look so flustered?...

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR A WEASLEY
I DO NOT

blaise is a simp
yes you do.

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR A WEASLEY
SHUT- THE. FUCK. UP.

blaise is a simp
draco is a simp... for ivory elizabeth weasley

PANSY IS A HOOKER
LMFAO WHAT IS GOING ON?!

MILLIE SPILL THE TEA
idek

astoria greenass has left SLYTHERIN GANG 🐍

daphne greengrass has muted SLYTHERIN GANG 🐍

PANSY IS A HOOKER
LMFAOOO THE TWO SISTERS LEFT! 😂😂😂😂

blaise is a simp
they just couldn't stand us talking about weasley

MILLIE SPILL THE TEA
NAH ASTORIA JUST HAS A CRUSH ON MALFOY

THEODORE IS GAY
LMFAOOOO SO TRUE

DRACO IS A SIMP FOR WEASLEY
I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON WEASLEY

PANSY IS A HOOKER
HE IS SO FLUSTERED RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


PANSY IS A HOOKERHE IS SO FLUSTERED RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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a/n:

idk how i feel about this chapter tbh....

qotd: what is your house?

mines is slytherin!

-evelyn <3

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