𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 (a draco malfoy social media story)

𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎 (𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 & 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜)

ivoryweasley

[seen by: @mione @ginevra and 298 others]

@ginevra replied to your story:

@ginevra
the fact that that you called him a girl is so funny

@ivoryweasley
ik i am ;)

@ronweasley replied to your story:

@ronweasley
i'm not a girl

@ivoryweasley
deal with it 🤠

@ronweasley
no, i will not be treated like this

@ivoryweasley
like what?

@ronweasley
you just misgendered me you bitch

@ivoryweasley
i mean- aren't you a girl?

@ronweasley
okay. fuck yoy

@ivoryweasley
it's you* dipshit

@ronweasley
fuck off

@harrypotter replied to your story:

@harrypotter
ronald weasley as a girl.. 🤔

@harrypotter
i can't really see it, but then again when i first met you, you treated ronald like a girl..

@ivoryweasley
🤫 don't spill my secrets harold potter

@harrypotter
IM TALKING TO YOU

@ivoryweasley
well, what if someone hacks me or you. and finds out the secrets

@harrypotter
who's gonna hack me?

@ivoryweasley
isn't your password the chosen one?

@harrypotter
I- no...

@ivoryweasley
huh sure

@harrypotter
I- shut up pls

@ivoryweasley
no❤️

@harrypotter
ALSO I ALREADY TOLD RON YOUR SECRET

@ivoryweasley
i'm going to leak your instagram pass

@harrypotter
nvm, pls don't
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authors note:

guys i tried to be funny. did it work?

qotd: who is your favourite character in this book now?

mines is blaise & theo, oh & ivory

-evelyn